Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, I see nothing. Zero.

I wish that KSP allowed for better crane building.

 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman
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[Second Hand Rocket Science]

Granted. All of the crane parts are Kitachi branded.

 

I wish that it was easier to make KSP mods without losing 99% of your sanity and having 17,590,120,312 brain cells go on annual leave.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You just make a new folder. 

I wish better visual. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Here you go.

I wish Borland didn't disappear so stupidly.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You disappear. 

I wish I can cloak. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But you didn't wish to be able to uncloak, so you stay outside of the material world.

I wish I could travel across the astral planes of my city.

 

[tremonthedgehog]

granted but you can't come back from those astral planes

I wish they all of my wishes are no longer corrupted along with this wish cannot be corrupted in any way shape or form wish will mean exactly how I wish it and all of my wishes will aswell

Edited April 24, 2022 by tremonthedgehog

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted. This thread becomes boring for you.

I wish that mobile cranes weren't insanely expensive.

[Watermel00n]

Granted, but now they are extremely small.

I wish to be able to play KSP forever but no time would pass in the real world without harming anyone mentally or physically in any way. 

[kerbiloid]

(Doubles that).

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But you forgot to wish that you can move. 

I wish the destroy of the human civilization. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get imprisoned on the island with no civilization on it. Only destroyed ruins of a XVII cent. colonial admistration to make you unsuccessfully search for something useful.

I wish you have a compass. (Idk, what will you do with it on the island 200 meters wide.)

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But I throw it into a lava pool. 

I wish I can have infinite SCP-500. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
Now you have no time to sleep, as everyone is asking for it 24/7.
At the same time, you can neither hide, as they will get you everywhere, nor hire a salesman because he can steal it.

I wish SCP was more known.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But MTF Gamma-05 Red Herrings noticed that and erase everything. 

I wish MTF Omega-7 Pandora's box is existing. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But Omega Doom comes and destroys it.

I wish it was a series.

 

[Abel Military Services]

No. 

I wish I can poke the bear. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

I wish they will bring a new @Abel101126 instead of the previous one, poking the bear.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. This is the 15454584676646th clone of @Abel101126. 

I wish I am O5-1

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
SCP-45634 "Megalomania Seducing Machine"
Makes every D-staff think they are O5-1. Before eating.

I wish for SCP knowledge exam in every school.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. The question is like "What is O5? "

I wish I am SCP-173 and is invincible. 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The last thing you did in your life was to blink while looking at mirror.

I wish, they were fist describing the SCP object and only after that continued with its contaiment conditions.

[ColdJ]

Granted: But SCP turned into a PCS and they had to call the CPS.

I wish I understood any of that.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.
The SCP-42587 "Universal Universe Understander" helps you to understand both PCS and CPS by the price of your sanity (as it was written in its instruction.)

I wish for as many SCP objects in KSP as possible.
Actually, I wish for KSP: SCP edition.

Spoiler

Because who knows, maybe you are not joking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

[MythicalHeFF]

Granted. SCP-2399 has appeared in Jool’s atmosphere and is currently rebuilding itself.