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Granted. The moon was “was” and is no more.

i wish i hadnt woke up with this headache. <REAL WISH> <<the next wish is the one for corrupting :) >>
 

i wish that Minmus was in a retrograde orbit.

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1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said:

Granted. The moon was “was” and is no more.

i wish i hadnt woke up with this headache. <REAL WISH> <<the next wish is the one for corrupting :) >>
 

i wish that Minmus was in a retrograde orbit.

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Granted, but you did not specify its speed and now it is in a retrograde orbit around Kerbin flying around at the speed of light

 

 

I wish for more funny ways to break ksp

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Granted. You have a guitar, cast out of lead.
 

2 hours ago, LHACK4142 said:

I wish Latin was easier.

Granted.

1 hour ago, Exploro said:

Votum tuum concessum est. Google modo utere.

Otumvay uumtay oncessumcay estay. Ooglegay odomay utereway.
 

1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said:

i wish i had a latinum statue of myself that was taller than the world.

Granted. Your world is 50 cm in diameter.
But with the statue.


I wish to know what the very first language was.

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*Wish granter is a certain being with the voice of Ron Perlman.

Granted. You see, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing....there were Monsters! And such wretched beast used a terrifying and horrible tongue that for a mere mortal were to hear it, they would surely go insane out of fright. Behold! It is the language of Doooom!

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I wish not to be present at the venue where this ghastly creature is offering such a dreadful dissertation.

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21 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You start reading Korea Today and Foreign Trade of the DPRK magazines.

I wish to provide you with a link, but not sure if this is allowed.

Granted, but you get yeeted anyways for breathing exactly 1 atom too much air yesterday at exacty 10:27:02 am thinking about it

I wish for a... hmm... I wish ksp propellers were more stable in timewarp

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20 minutes ago, Scarecrow71 said:

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I wish for something.

Granted, you get a vacuum, which is something, but is also nothing, which creates a paradox. so yea you got a.. paradox, which is something, but its out of nothing, thus causing an infinite loop of something and nothing and suddenly absolutley nothing happens

 

 

I wish for that infinite loop to explode

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