kerbiloid Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Granted. You get a car for free, but it's corroded. I wish for 'Oumuamua photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Granted. Assuming you wanted an opportunity to photograph 'Oumuamua anew, it is flung back towards the Solar System to make a very spectacular arrival to your very doorstep. I wish for a decent pair of sunglasses to witness this intense event before succumbing to the subsequent thermal pulse thereafter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Granted. But you see nothing, as Mu-Mu just splashed in underground water filling our basement, because the pump was switched off on the asteroid hazard. I wish for one more dose of this sauerkraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Granted. You overdosed. I wish for [REDACTED] bringing [REDACTED] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Granted [REDACTED] is discovered to in fact be a scoop of chocolate ice cream with pineapple sauce served in a watermelon. i wish that the big red button when pressed did a thanos snap. 070303162023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Grante- I wish for FREE KSP3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 22 hours ago, Exploro said: Granted. You get the Nuke you need. But the price you pay is having your brain and much of your spinal cord put into a robot. Which may sound cool at first thought. "Yeah, I'll be a bad-ascii robot like in RoboCop 2!". However, the robot is meant to perform mundane manufacturing tasks. I wish for a corrosion free car. Granted, everything around the car gets corroded before hitting the car for free! (Oh and this includes the road) I wish.. for a KSP2 update! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Granted: "Update: everybody has reverted to KSP1 with cool mods, that don't require a brand new computer to run" I wish for a @kerbiloid pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Granted (probably). "Up! Date! Every body has reverted! Welcome to the Yoga Dating Club." I wish for a flying saucer. It would self-return to the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Granted. But, because its calculation array uses [REDACTED] tech, it might cause [REDACTED]. I wish for GOC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Granted. Now you work in a mining and processing plant (ГОК = GOC = gorno-obogatitelniy combinate). I wish for a collapsicle, a black-hole icicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Grante- I wish for lethal neutrino radiation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Abel Military Services said: Grante- I wish for lethal neutrino radiation Granted, but neutrinos almost never interact so despite quadrillions of them passing through you every second, nothing happens. I wish for a silly thing to happen... hmm... maybe a boat spinning on a top that is floating in lava perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted, youre on a boat spinning inside a lava lamp. i wish to be unwished. 000703202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 8 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: Granted, youre on a boat spinning inside a lava lamp. i wish to be unwished. 000703202023 Granted, but as you are unwished, a random wish happens that unwishes your unwish to unwish the unwish to the point where the word 'unwish' seems to have lost a bit of its mearning. I wish for a way for Jebediah to not be stranded on a super-kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted. Kerbin is not super, it's a bad, poor Kerbin, ew. I wish the egyptologists who reject the obvious facts of extraterrestrial assistance, were forced to built a great pyramid with Ancient Egyptian tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burn n crash Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted, but as they finish it, aliens destroy the pyramid. I wish Jeb had spiky anime hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted. Jeb is a unicorn now. I wish for a universal translator tool to understand any lifeform in any office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHACK4142 Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted, all you can hear now is basic messages from microbes and bugs. I wish for more time before my robotics competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burn n crash Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted, you now have an unlimited supply of thyme. I wish my backpack was lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted: Everywhere you put it catches on fire. I wish to know a song with great lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazooka Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) Granted, you know are deaf I wish I didn't have to sleep so I can be more productive Edited March 21, 2023 by Tazooka format Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted. You don't sleep, you produce. After having a look at what you have produced, you wish to sleep it all back. As the previous poster already has 143 posts, I wish the White Hand of Saruman on his profile picture is just a forum software bug, not a real White Hand of Saruman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Granted: It is actually the blue hand of Vanamonde. I wish to know that which I need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Granted. Actually you need nothing to know, everything you need will make you know it itself. I wish for nanocats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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