Rage097 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. You go to the superpowah thread.I wish to be so meta i don't even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, but you explodeI wish for free ponies for all the 'muricans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I wish for free ponies for all the 'muricansGranted, now everybody in America has his own "My Little Pony" particle. To bad that it's highly radioactive and cancer rates go high.I wish for Space hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Granted, but he gets a heart attack from the shock of his cute new theme music being loudly played when he poses for a photoshoot.I wish for some pizza. Edited June 6, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I wish for some pizza.Granted, but it's on Moon. You can see it using dedicated Lunokhod rover.And maybe, after moon trips will be available for tourists (and they probably will, "Golden Spike" IIRC) you will be able to go and get it. I wish for '69 Dodge Charger and infinite fuel budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, it comes to you after being crushed and the infinite fuel being burned all over it.I wish for happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted, that small pile of dirt over there sure looks happy now doesn't it? I wish that I was the best darn Lunar Lacrosse player the world/moon has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Granted. But you lost your helmet on the moon causing you to die. I wish I was Wishing a Wish that I never Wished before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, your new wish is to get ded.I wish that I had a U-2 and U2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 granted you get paper that say U-2I wish my wish to be corrupted like data does on a computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 *ERROR. ERROR.Virus Detected.*I wish for death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, now death has befallen everything that cannot die.I wish that my wish corruption made more sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. But if it made sense now it wouldn't make sense later, and if it made sense later it would make no sense at all right now. So if it ever makes sense the server crashes from the resulting paradox.I wish I had a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, but it now runs on unobtanium.I wish for a cheese powered rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigcheecho Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, but the engine is weaker than an Ion engine.I wish I could be an engineer for the ESA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit-389 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, but you're assigned to space toilet division!I wish I was a spaceplane pilot (any agency) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unWinged Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 I wish I was a spaceplane pilot (any agency)Granted, but you are victim of budget cuts. Somebody just invented cheap travel through teleportation!Right after your training ended and you get to flight your first mission that program is cancelled and you will never fly to space. Everybody are very sorry, spaceplane is send to museum.But you can teleport anywhere you want (besides space, that's too expensive to send people there...).I wish I for indestructible mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. It's also slightly radioactive, and completely unsafe to drink out of. I wish I didn't have to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 granted you turn into a 3 year old i wish i could skip GCSEs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASAFanboy Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. It's also slightly radioactive, and completely unsafe to drink out of. I wish I didn't have to work.Granted. You are now unemployed and homeless. I wish for noone to corrupt my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, but now your next wish will be doubly corrupted.I wish that it rained cats and dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted. It's raining wolves and lions.I wish for the rain to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Granted, in it's place it will be an apocolypse instead of rain.I wish for this wish to wish away all wishes on this thread that are wishing about wishes(and Fishes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Granted, the wishes all go away. But they'll come back. THEY ALWAYS COME BACK.I wish that the Earth was upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deep Space Kraken Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 granted but you are right-side upI wish I could think of something to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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