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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted, but you end up copying everyone else on the forums instead.

I wish for my computer to be completed.

Granted, but it turns out you bought a Celeron processor and it is terrible.

I wish I were a Lumberjack!

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Granted, but it turns out you bought a Celeron processor and it is terrible.

I wish I were a Lumberjack!

Granted! However, you're now 20 feet tall and have a giant blue buffalo for a pet.

I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS!

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Granted, but upon further inspection you notice that they are actually Bewsterz, a cheap knockoff brand of boosters. You try to use them anyway, but their subpar build quality causes them to shoot rocket exaust in all directions instead of out of the rocket nozzle, or, in other words, they explode. I wiesh for a ray gun.

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