(An Original Name) Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) (Ignore this) Edited July 21, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted. It is with you. Well, more like inside your brain, but doesn't that still count? I wish that blue was the new red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted. But everyone is now colorblind because of this change, and the world soon degrades into anarchy because all of the streetlights are the wrong color resulting in complete traffic gridlock destroying the global economy.I wish fashion would stop being so fussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted. It's now so wussy that you'll end up wishing that it'll be fussy again.I wish for superior intellect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Granted, but it is for a bullet ant that is right next to you, which uses its newfound intelligence to hold you hostage and make you it's colony's slave forever.I wish for a timey-wimey machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamBam Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted, but it is for a bullet ant that is right next to you, which uses its newfound intelligence to hold you hostage and make you it's colony's slave forever.I wish for a timey-wimey machine.Granted, but it turns out to be a wimey-timey machine that only goes backward in time. You are murdered by Genghis Khan before you figure out how to run it forward.I wish replicators (like on Star Trek :TNG, not Stargate) were real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but they replicate your avatar picture into the real world, and the thing promptly eats you.I wish that I actually knew anything at all about Star Trek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerman30 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but the only thing you know is the amount of liquid in any cup in the movie.I wish for the person above me to post immediately after me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but... huh, I guess I cant corrupt that wish I wish that the sun was blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted. It's a blue super giant now I wish for a cream soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but you get a ice cream float instead. As in approximately 14 tons of ice cream floating around inside of you, inflating you to comically ridiculous sizes.I wish that I understood every inside joke ever made ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero747 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but then inside jokes become illegal.I wish for all mods on this forum to be updated for the newest version of KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but a new update for KSP comes out just as they finish.I wish for less more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted. But by wishing this the world implodes as for there's more of the earth than less.I wish for a gun that can kill monkeys and only monkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but they can only kill the cute ones that you don't want to killI wish I had a pet Jebediah Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerman30 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but he straps you to and SRB and launches you into the sun.I wish for nothing.(to An Original Name, HA!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, and therefore, not grantedI wish that everything I touched turned into BACON(!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted but (insert the story of king midas except with bacon and pugspaceprogram here).I wish for a cream soda that refilled itself full everytime I drank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but every time it refills the carbon dioxide in the carbonated water changes into a different element, and after a few sips the soda refills with anti-matter in place of the CO2, obliterating you and most of everything around you.I wish for a Nyan Cat gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Granted, but the music will get increasingly more annoying until you commit suicide with a SRBI wish that my wish wasn't corrupted! (umad kerbals) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Granted. Your wish has been sent to the Masterful Wish Corruptors Department due to inability of mere humans to corrupt it. Your wish has become very incorruptible that it started to corrupt itself due to lack of things that can be corrupted. Corruption has been spread to a wide-angle radius. Side effects include, but not limited to: nausea, vomiting, malaise, fever, convulsions, hallucinations, PTSD, ADHD, GERD, sepsis, diabeetus, multiple organ failures and a couple dozen more corrupted wishes.I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugspaceprogram Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Granted, but It went out if date 17 years agoI wish I had a flying car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
last_user Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Granted, it can only fly in water, but it isn't watertight, so you drown.I wish Mainsails used less fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Granted, but now they cannot go over 1% throttle.I wish that the ion engine produced more thrust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedzup456 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Granted, but now it requires over one hundred thousand Gigantor Solar Arrays to keep thrusting at full throttle in LKO.I wish for a wish that can wish for wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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