Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, Aliens come to earth from that planet/moon and make the human race extinct

I wish the kraken was friendly.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but it kills you while trying to give you hugs.

I wish that i didn't procrastinate so much.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now do things so much that you die.

I wish that Titan was like earth.

[Rage097]

Granted. humanity goes extinct from Titan and Earth sharing the same enviroment.

I wish I had room in my sig for ribbons.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but you run out of room for everything else.

I wish for chocolate rain.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now drown in chocolate because the pegasi can't control it and discord is his bad self again.

I wish for a 3D print of Geoffel kerman.

[Rage097]

Granted. You get a few thousand sheets of cut paper to assemble him with.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you are now too active and die of dehydration.

I wish for non-corrupt wishes .

[Monkeh]

The wishing for non corrupt wishes in the corrupt a wish thread causes a paradox that destroys the universe. You now have to wait for another big bang and those 3 dimensional 'branes aren't colliding in 4 dimensional space for another 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 years!

I wish for another big bang!

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, but we all died because of it.

I wish Earth had a auto refilling bacon ring!

[M.Wolfy]

Gramted, but i love bacon, so instead, earth gets kessler sydrome with bacon.

I wish mars 1 is a scam.

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted, Mars 1 was actually a alien invasion plan and mankind becomes slaves for the Marschini race.

I wish for FTL internet, because stalking mankind from this far away from Earth is hard as hell.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but now we earthlings know you exist. We kill you.

I wish for a Macey Dean Returns!

[LaydeeDem]

Granted, but he returns making videos about Cookie Clicker.

I wish they upgraded the particle effects in KSP.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, now when kerbals die blood flies everywhere instead. making the game MA15+

I wish for a friendly alien alliance of 3 alien species to come to earth, invite us in, speak english after studying us for a few years, give us tons of technology, have a war against 2 other alien species, win and peace!

[hotmailcompany52]

Granted but then the universe ends.

I wish for GTA V for pc and a decent pc.

[ReptilianGameplays]

Granted but it's exclusive for Windows 9.

I wish for wishes that could wish wishes.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but the wishes wish wishes that corrupt the original wish.

I wish I could win a Civ V game

[OdinYggd]

Granted. You have to play the same save file for 22 years to get there.

I wish it was raining.

[Felsmak]

Granted. It's raining men.

I wish for some tasty cereals.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, but you don't have milk.

I wish of a world where Inter-dimentional portal exist.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, aliens rush out of the portal and kills the human race.

I wish for wishes that wish corrupt wishes.

[DannyG]

Granted, but your wishes were corrupted themselves thus freeing the wishes of free people.

I wish for light in a place where only darkness thrives

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but the light dies instantly.

I wish for a chair that looks as if it has been made out of the ribcage of a stegosaurus.

[M.Wolfy]

True, But a tyrannosaurus Rex eats it and you.

I wish for MOAR ribbons.