Souper Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. You receive a computer disc with SHODAN on it >:[)I want a miniature Vexx to gaurd my computer at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaftin Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but he goes through all your files and judges you in the morning.I wish I could read fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but you can't remember a single word.I wish I had a long pointy stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but it's pointy at the wrong end.I wish I had a potato battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 It's dead.I wish fora combustible lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but it only burns for a second or two before the combustible skin is consumed, and then sputters out as the fire reaches the still-moist centre. The smoke and small amount of liquid sent flying as it sputters out somehow manage to spray you directly in the eye. You die shortly afterward; the lemon was sabotaged, and poisoned.I wish for a blue taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, it's dyed with methyl blue.I wish for a lemon battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madspy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. It is useless!I wish that I can wear the hat in Boosterspice's avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The hat fuses to your head, slowly working its way downward, until your entire head is replaced by the hat.I wish for more riddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but it's an old one, since I haven't the time to think up a new one just yet.I wish people weren't so demanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 No one ever asks for anything, ever again, and your life becomes the living essence of boredom.I wish for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. It's the one thing you hateI wish my hat was the coolest in the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 granted. it is cooled to above absolute zeroi wish that i could decide on what avatar i should use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but it's unsupported in this forum. (shouldn't that be below absolute zero, or do I get it wrong?)I wish that I don't wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. The paradox kills everything ever.I wish for a notebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. You write your name in it, to claim ownership of it, and you die. You have inadvertently discovered the Death Note. Millions will die when that book is inevitably found by another.I wish people were more careful with where they write their names... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Granted, their writing is so careful its perfect even on printer paper.(Can't corrupt that one:P)I wish my brother was a little kinder to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classyjakey Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Granted, he is so kind he hugs you so much you die of lack of oxygen.I wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 granted, the word shall never know what you wished fori wish that my seat was more comfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Granted. You never leave it again, and die of hunger.I wish the next poster couldn't make a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 Granted; I may not speak a wish out loud.Too bad we're writing, eh? I wish the person would stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Granted, but i go on.I wish my Mentlegens listened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhidian Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Granted, but they don't respond.I wish that the Universal Constants (like the gravitational constant) were not constants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Granted. The universe gives you a BSoD.I wish for K10 Deluxe Heavy Lifter, maxed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC.STEEL Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Granted but i have no idea what it is so enjoy your paper with k10 deluxe heavy lifter written in maxed out font on it.I wish for something i have no name for. Edited February 7, 2014 by MC.STEEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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