zekes Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Granted. It's a virtual empire in some horrible browser game.I wish that the sun continues being a star for at least another week.Granted, but in dog years. In one day it explodes.I wish for a Battleship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Granted, but it becomes a hotdog in a few minutes.I wish I had a more powerful computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Granted. Your computer draws 3 kiloWatts at idle rising to 11 under heavy load, and doubles as your central heating boiler. It doesn't run programs any faster though.I wish I had a lighter, more powerful, and easier to control random orbital sander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Granted. Your present orbital sander weighs 2591000000000000000 kilograms. It then decreases to the mass of Vesta, then crashes into Earth at 324 kilometers per second. Have a nice, explosive doomsday! I wish nothing happened at all for 1.2635235365462532453425427354 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Granted. All of the universe freezes in place for 1.2635235365462532453425427354 seconds, but continues to stay frozen forever afterwards. Nothing ever happens again, and you get no enjoyment out of your wish.I wish I could get the people who actually know what isosceles triangles are corrupting my wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Granted, but they corrupt the wishes so bad you run away to the atacama desert and you are sad the rest of your life I wish that people would read and like my threads... No, really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Granted. Every single person on the forums floods your threads and posts on them, causing them to have so many posts that they become corrupted.I wish that more people were on KLF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashcactus Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Granted, but none of them know what the hell that is.I wish I knew enough to pass my exams right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Granted. You don't know enough to pass your exams when you're taking them.I wish for the secrets of life and death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. You die in the process of discovering the secret of life, and are not able to share it with anyone or profit from it.I wish I had a tank of liquid helium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but you happen to be in the tank of liquid helium. Your skin is frozen solid instantly, and it is only a matter of time until your entire body is frozen solid.I wish I could do real, mystical magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Nobody believes you when you say you can, and they think your demonstrations are carefully crafted illusions and ballroom trickery. Eventually people think you're insane for continuing to claim its real. I wish I owned a commercial launch site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 granted, Denied.i wish that kerbal space program was 1.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. No features are added, no bugs are fixed, all that changes is the version number. Squad stops developing the core game and focuses on the first expansion pack: KSP:MLP Edition.I wish for the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 granted. a fault means that it will eat you when touched, instead of when held in your third hand.- - - Updated - - -I wish for a magic updated bar remover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 granted, but it quickly becomes superseded by another product and goes obsolete upon receiving.I wish I had a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. It's Ann Coulter.I wish everyone could find somebody to love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. Of course, those somebodies don't love the people who love them back. Chains wind up occurring (person 1 loves person 2, person 2 loves person 3, person 3 loves person 4, and so on until person 7,000,000 or so loves person 1), and everybody is lonely forever, dreaming of the person they love who doesn't love them back.I wish for a random explosion at some random point in the world which isn't within 400 miles of my location Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but the fallout ends of killing you.I wish that KW Rocketry would be updated to .90 status officially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but to make it quicker they removed all the rockets.I wish I could wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted. You may now wish for a wish. However, the wish you wish for must be one that impacts you negatively, to keep the universe in balance. Which totally makes sense.I wish that Whackjob's most successful rocket design in KSP be put into a famous real-world museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but before it makes it to the museum, the craft carrying it crashes, destroying the said vehicle.I wish Dragon01 hadn't been banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Denied. He had his chances.I wish people would stop presuming they know everything about a situation when clearly the mod team is doing its job as best it can. Edited January 7, 2015 by vexx32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technicalfool Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Denied. He had his chances.I wish people would stop presuming they know everything about a situation when clearly the mod team is doing its job as best it can. Granted. The forums explode. No more forums, no more people to presume anything.I wish we could get back to more fun wishes like getting to ride a rocket Jeb-style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KasperVld Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Granted, but the only thing you cannot wish for is getting to ride a rocket Jeb-style.I wish for candy, lots of candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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