vexx32

Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. It's a virtual empire in some horrible browser game.

I wish that the sun continues being a star for at least another week.

Granted, but in dog years. In one day it explodes.

I wish for a Battleship.

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Granted. Your computer draws 3 kiloWatts at idle rising to 11 under heavy load, and doubles as your central heating boiler. It doesn't run programs any faster though.

I wish I had a lighter, more powerful, and easier to control random orbital sander.

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Granted. Your present orbital sander weighs 2591000000000000000 kilograms. It then decreases to the mass of Vesta, then crashes into Earth at 324 kilometers per second. Have a nice, explosive doomsday!

I wish nothing happened at all for 1.2635235365462532453425427354 seconds.

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Granted. All of the universe freezes in place for 1.2635235365462532453425427354 seconds, but continues to stay frozen forever afterwards. Nothing ever happens again, and you get no enjoyment out of your wish.

I wish I could get the people who actually know what isosceles triangles are corrupting my wishes.

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Granted, but they corrupt the wishes so bad you run away to the atacama desert and you are sad the rest of your life

I wish that people would read and like my threads... No, really

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Granted. Every single person on the forums floods your threads and posts on them, causing them to have so many posts that they become corrupted.

I wish that more people were on KLF.

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Granted. You don't know enough to pass your exams when you're taking them.

I wish for the secrets of life and death.

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Granted. You die in the process of discovering the secret of life, and are not able to share it with anyone or profit from it.

I wish I had a tank of liquid helium.

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Granted, but you happen to be in the tank of liquid helium. Your skin is frozen solid instantly, and it is only a matter of time until your entire body is frozen solid.

I wish I could do real, mystical magic.

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Granted. Nobody believes you when you say you can, and they think your demonstrations are carefully crafted illusions and ballroom trickery. Eventually people think you're insane for continuing to claim its real.

I wish I owned a commercial launch site.

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Granted. No features are added, no bugs are fixed, all that changes is the version number. Squad stops developing the core game and focuses on the first expansion pack: KSP:MLP Edition.

I wish for the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife.

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granted. a fault means that it will eat you when touched, instead of when held in your third hand.

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I wish for a magic updated bar remover

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granted, but it quickly becomes superseded by another product and goes obsolete upon receiving.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

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Granted. Of course, those somebodies don't love the people who love them back. Chains wind up occurring (person 1 loves person 2, person 2 loves person 3, person 3 loves person 4, and so on until person 7,000,000 or so loves person 1), and everybody is lonely forever, dreaming of the person they love who doesn't love them back.

I wish for a random explosion at some random point in the world which isn't within 400 miles of my location

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Granted, but the fallout ends of killing you.

I wish that KW Rocketry would be updated to .90 status officially.

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Granted. You may now wish for a wish. However, the wish you wish for must be one that impacts you negatively, to keep the universe in balance. Which totally makes sense.

I wish that Whackjob's most successful rocket design in KSP be put into a famous real-world museum.

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Granted, but before it makes it to the museum, the craft carrying it crashes, destroying the said vehicle.

I wish Dragon01 hadn't been banned.

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Denied. He had his chances.

I wish people would stop presuming they know everything about a situation when clearly the mod team is doing its job as best it can. :(

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Denied. He had his chances.

I wish people would stop presuming they know everything about a situation when clearly the mod team is doing its job as best it can. :(

Granted. The forums explode. No more forums, no more people to presume anything.

I wish we could get back to more fun wishes like getting to ride a rocket Jeb-style.

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Granted, but the only thing you cannot wish for is getting to ride a rocket Jeb-style.

I wish for candy, lots of candy.

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