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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but now some people will forget to grant wishes.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

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Granted, you teleport to Dakara just as it's being destroyed when you go through the rings.

I wish people would actually believe me when I say Scott Manley voiced in a video on my channel.

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Granted. They also believe things that are not true, such as that you landed 20000 liquid fuel on Jool. They are very disappointed.

I wish for a plate that's less massive than 1 milligram and with a total surface area of 1 meter^2.

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Granted. You get a piece of aluminum foil, you can use it to wrap your nonexistant turkey from Thanksgiving.

I wish I knew how to get upvotes on Reddit.

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Granted. You become extremely intoxicated and start to think it would be a good idea to upload some very embarrassing pictures of yourself.

I wish for a spoon.

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Granted. You can now make drive-to-airport transport service vehicles that don't fly. They're a little less useful than the shuttles you probably meant.

I wish for a pressure cooker.

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Granted. The pressure that results from the fear of it exploding causes you to panic and throw it away.

I wish I had a dish of fish that couldn't swish and could squish a hamburger.

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granted, but they can make 3 point shots with extreme accuracy.

i wish for my own personal lunar taxi F9 and Dragon V2.

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Granted,you get HUGE muscles but they fall back on you,causing the metal to fall on you.

I wish that i could timewarp.

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Granted, you timewarped past the point you could save yourself from a potentially lethal situation.

I wish I could 'revert to launch' in real life.

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Granted. Kraken eggs are planets, apparently..

You get crushed.

I wish for my bed to be made out of the fabric of time.

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Granted, since the fabric of time apparently have no electrons you fall through it.

I wish my watches were precise.

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They now have very precise cutting lasers.

Now you are blind and burned.

I wish for deuterium oxide inside a radiation proof container.

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Granted, your heavy water is now perfectly shielded from radiation outside it. You happen to be outside too and get a lethal dose.

I wish for nuclear tobacco.

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and get a lethal dose.

Heavy water isn't radioactive in its normal form, probably just about as radioactive as normal water.

Granted. You get tobacco in the form of a tobacco atom. It's too small to do anything with.

I wish for normal water to be extremely unstable and radioactive.

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granted, but it breaks down so fast, you break your leg when you try to go swimming in it.

I wish metals couldn't corrode.

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granted, but it breaks down so fast, you break your leg when you try to go swimming in it.

I wish metals couldn't corrode.

That means oxidizers stop oxidizing and hemoglobin in your blood stops transporting oxygen in your brain... you die.

I wish plutonium wasn't radioactive.

(p.s. I meant heavy water is shielded from outside radiation LOL)

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Granted. Because of this, the core of the Earth is no longer heated by decaying plutonium, causing the planet to cool down and causes all of the magma in the Earth to solidify. Because of this, mountains are no longer created and slowly erode, screwing up ecosystems and the water cycle, causing everyone to perish from starvation.

I wish that one of our teachers at my high school was still alive and didn't die over the weekend.

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