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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. You don't have to go there because you were fired yesterday.

I wish I was the one to first encounter a human-friendly alien race outside earth.

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Granted. Spanish people get hired to go onto the ISS.

I wish for a generous tree.

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Granted, all the fish in the world spontaneously explode, the resulting explosion kills everything.

I wish I could backtroll a troll and backtroll that troll when he backtrolls me after my backtroll, got my back, troll?

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Granted. The troll is better at backtrolling and trolls you back.

I wish for an embiggerifier.

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Granted. It only embiggerifies things that try to kill you. Tragically, a mosquito tries to suck your blood, starts to land on you, and, well, you can imagine the rest.

I wish for an ensmallerfier.

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Granted. You accidentally pointed it at yourself. A cute kitty has mistaken you for food.

I wish there was no kittens on the Internet.

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Granted. All references to kittens on the internet in the past is erased, and all kittens, both living and those being born, are instantly turned into a hungry alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venemous-snake-spider mix. Now people everywhere are dying because of the monstrosities you made! You monster! I hope one of them gets you soon!

I wish all the alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venemous-snake-spider mixes dissapeared from the planet. And for Spore to work again. Gotta keep my priorities straight!

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Granted! All of the alligator-lion-tiger-wolf-shark-very-venomous-snake-spider mixes have infiltrated the Spore game instead. Also, Spore only works on Windows 95 OS and only on Skynet.

I wish that squad puts fairings in the next up-date!

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Granted. They put fairings on the download file but they forget to eject them, causing the update to be delayed by a day, which causes you to go insane.

I wish I could see Interstellar again in IMAX 3D

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Granted, the epicness was far too much for your brain to handle, and it exploded.

I wish the Mythbusters brought Kari, Grant, and Tory back.

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Granted but thier combined salary causes budget blowout and the only myths they bust are theories on paper.

I wish KSP hurried up and made Mk3 internals

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Granted; it has enough Delta-v but spawns in the rocket fuel sea. You can't take off.

I wish my patients all survive.

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Granted, all of your Bob patients from Surgeon Simulator survive, then die from heart attacks, kidney failure, and brain damage. Yeah.

I wish I could explain how XKCD comics are so funny to my friends and family.

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Granted, but you lose the ability to understand why they are funny yourself and now they laugh at you.

I wish I could create a time paradox

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Granted. You travel back in time to kill hitler after he was born. Since this eliminates any reason for killing him, once you return to your age, you're imprisoned for a pointless murder of a baby.

I wish that I become the man who invented the warp drive.

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granted. the universe kills you for breaking physics.

i wish i could kill hitler right as WWll started

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Granted, you managed that, but this changed the course of subsequent events so dramatically that it prevented your parents from meeting each other thus you were never born. You disappear immediately as you pull the trigger.

I wish I could do whatever I wish and remain sane, alive and in one piece.

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Granted. All other humans are now dead, for spontaneously materializing nuclear bombs. You might want to make more humans, but they're too complicated to spontaneously materialize.

I wish for a pile of potassium.

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Granted. Wait it is in the pail of water you hold in your hands.

I wish to divide by zero

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ERROR ERROR ERROR 101010111011110101101100100110010010101011010011010101000111 DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR 101010101110010001010101010101 ERROR

i wish for immortality

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Granted. You are trapped in a time loop and have to relive the same day forever.

I wish for a spoon.

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Granted,you get a fork.. because im out of spoons :P

I wish that i could have a time train that goes backwards!

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granted: you can go up to 10 seconds in the pasts!

I wish I could find something else to do than playing at these forum games.

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