vexx32

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granted, but because of the ignorance of the world, it was destroyed.

I wish for clear, O2 plentiful, warm, sky's.

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Wam sky's

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Granted. You appear 300 mln years ago, in Carboniferous, in warm, 35 % oxygen atmosphere, on the dry north-west coast of Euramerica, under a clear sky.

I wish you like fried trilobites in fern leaves.

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sure you fall with them in a sulfurique pit with a tree fern promptly

i wish, hhhummm ... should i even make a wish ... oh well let's do that

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Your indecisiveness causes a small glitch in the fabric of spacetime, right inside your skull. Your brain is turned to mind, one small piece at a time. Manifesting like very early onset dementia, doctors are completely baffled. By the time anyone figures out what has happened, you're already long gone. Thanks to it, though, scientists are able to get a much better understanding of spacetime, and your corpse becomes the subject of many studies, culminating in a working Alcubierre drive. Your family does not see it this way, however, and most go mad from the torturous death followed by the sheer apathy of the press.

 

I wish I was here more often.

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Granted. You are stuck to your chair which is stuck to the floor and for some reason your browser can't open or close any other pages. You are incapable of going to the bathroom and die from urine poisoning.

I wish the Space Shuttles were never retired.

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Granted, but the we go broke because the shuttle is the only spacecraft used by us and nuclear war follows.

i wish a disturbed individual did not say some disturbing stuff

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Granted, but now all non-disturbed people say the disturbed things.

I wish for all my flipping homework to be done!!!

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Granted, but all the answers are incorrect. Unbeknownst to you, this homework was vital to your grades, and your grade drops to a D-. Your parents are horrified and throw you out on the streets.

 

I wish my co-worker's dad hadn't died...

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3 minutes ago, vexx32 said:

Granted, but all the answers are incorrect. Unbeknownst to you, this homework was vital to your grades, and your grade drops to a D-. Your parents are horrified and throw you out on the streets.

Well... That is entirely possible. However, considering the homework is writing...

Granted. Your business goes bankrupt and you have to find another job, the new one having a pay of minimum wage.

I wish for Track Season to start up at my school.

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Granted. Someone shoots the track, stuffs its head, and hangs it on the wall. It's really creepy.

I wish for a 1-minute continuous firing of a fusion reactor, resulting in a significant but not destructive net power output.

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Just now, 0111narwhalz said:

Granted. Someone shoots the track, stuffs its head, and hangs it on the wall. It's really creepy.

What? I meant track as in the running kind. You know, in the Olympics.

Granted. The nuclear radiation infects your hometown and kills everyone off one by one.

I wish for my schedule to not be so packed.

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Granted, but you can't graduate due to A lack of credits.

i want a warp-drive capable vehicle.

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Granted, but it completely vaporizes anything within a lightyear of the origin and destination points if you use it, and causes significant damage for quite a ways beyond that.

I wish for Monday to be a snow day.

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sure its also gonna may be a http://www.fontpalace.com/font-download/Trebuchet+MS/ day

i wish @Felsmak  (From a school assignment. No way I'll type those accent signs more than once!) to explain this s l o w l y v e r y v e r y s l o w l y 

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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Granted, but that means that I actually explain what a Trebuchet day is.

I wish for a spoon.

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A giant spoon lands upon you, crushing you into a fine red pulp.

 

I wish for a potato to appear three feet to my left.

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It's speed is a thousand kilometers per second.

I wish for a boron cube.

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Granted. It lands on your space bar and ditches the all vital components on your do or go bankrupt mission in your hardcore KSP career save.

I wish Amtrak didn't suck.

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Granted, trains become the leading form of transportation. Then because of a lack of iron from all the rails, the world fights for every bit of iron possible.

 

i wish for a 1lb., $1,181.73, atomic number 79, brick of 99 percent gold block.

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Granted. However, its atomic mass is so much more. In fact, it appears to be exactly two atoms; one the gold, and the other (1/99 the mass of the former) an equally bloated hydrogen atom.

I wish for a stable strangelet.

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atchoom not is what you get

i wish human ant and t-rex to never reappear in anyone mind, and that we do not never send bacteria to all the repertoried planet with liquids and we do not try building a ark for as much species as possible while knowing not everyone is gonna get it's ticket anyway and that personnaly stay here hoping best for the kids eventually

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burn me sun burn me ; ) i m cool with that if it give a chance to younger generations of lot of being

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Granted. We humans never evolve and velociraptors become the dominant species. History remains the same, though.

I wish that I could actually understand what @WinkAllKerb'' even said.

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Granted. You understand everything and go mad.

I wish that I wasn't so *yawn* so tired

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Ị bụ oké njọ

i wish Әр адам להשתמש 

(14/5000) ? wut ?

لوڅه وي لږ تر لږه  的幾個或更多നിരന്തരം സജ്ജമാക്കി പ്രതീകം and that portal neuroscience gonna be oki

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np, paracetamol inside .... yick

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