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kerbiloid    2078
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Lovecraftian Dagon gets you, now you are a fish.

I have no wish — to avoid the fish.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Overfloater    1308

Not granted. You get a prehistoric aquatic reptile instead, while swimming.

I wish for an eye bulb.

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Kosmonaut    255
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Granted. You now have eye bulbs instead of eyes

Edited by Kosmonaut

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StupidAndy    1179

granted, showers don't exist, then an alien attack force kills us all

I wish that I could smite my enemies

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kerbiloid    2078

Granted. You wake up in Warhammer 40K.

I wish there were not so many deities in TES setting. Quality > Quantity.

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Joseph Kerman    205

Granted. You become one.

 

I wish for a gaming PC with top-of-the-line materials with bullet-proofing, heat-proofing, and water-proofing, as well as a military-grade processor and motherboard.

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kerbiloid    2078
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Granted.
You have a gaming PC with top-of-the-line materials with bullet-proofing, heat-proofing, and water-proofing, as well as a military-grade processor and motherboard, .45 Colt with 3 rounds left, and 120 km through the jungle to the rescue helicopter chopper Oops! Sorry... LZ. Three jeeps with guys from the nearest farm are searching you to welcome.

I wish they don't have dogs.

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53miner53    219

Granted. They have tigers. 

I wish NASA would build a new spaceplane.

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Granted, but they only made one prototype and it crashed on the first test flight

I wish I had a new powerful computer (this is a similar wish two posts above me but my computer sucks sooo much)

Edited by LazySoUseHyperedit

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Granted, your new computer is overclocked, aircooled, and set up in the middle of Arizona with no air conditioning.

I wish I had a million bucks.

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cubinator    3494

Granted, but it's a million bucks in dish detergent coupons.

I wish for the ability to visualize in four dimensions, and the ability to show it telepathically to other people at will.

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kerbiloid    2078

Granted.
Now everybody knows what you did last summer and what's in your pockets.

5 hours ago, Samniss Arandeen said:

I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted, too.
I wish you can find enough food in tundra to feed them.

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Laythe Squid    88

Granted, but it's all the charred remains of astronaut food that burned up somehow. 

I wish for a pencil.

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Granted, but it is a mechanical pencil and you have no lead

I wish KSP would stop crashing on my other computer

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kerbiloid    2078

Granted. It has stopped crashing on it. It's crashing in.

I wish there were a one more K letter in the alphabet for K(erbal)-words.

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Granted, now every letter in the alphabet is K akd iks gkttikg hakd to tekk tkkm akark. Khk kokkk kk kkkmkk kkk.

I wkkh fkr kkkkk kkkkk

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kerbinorbiter    293

(Insert potassium pic here)

granted

i wish for Polonium 

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kerbiloid    2078

Granted. You make an order on eBay and they send it.
But your customs office stops it and tries to understand what's that for several years.
While they are doing this, Po decays and at last you receive a handful of lead dust.

I wish the Kerbal in your signature were yellow not because he is too close to the Sun.

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Overfloater    1308

Granted! You got Multiple Organ Dysfunction.

I wish for a vacation in Hawaii!

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kerbiloid    2078

Granted. Configs - work. ModuleManager - no.

 

3 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said:

What kerbal

Spoiler

goldenkerbal.png

 I also wish those stars on his helmet are not a reflection of nova star.

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Overfloater    1308

Granted. Those are in fact cracks in the glass, meaning he has suffocated. Because of you. ಠ_ಠ

i wish to grow potatoes on the Moon.

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Granted, except the airlock where you are keeping them is doomed to fail around your third harvest

I wish school would just hurry up and end already (I'm sure some people are already out)

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