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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but it sounds like the screeching of metal-on-metal, and suspiciously comes from your automobile when you drive it.

 

I wish for early dismissal due to good weather today.

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Granted. You get it, but then it immediately starts raining.

I wish that I will get 100% in my physics test.

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Granted. You get one hundred percent of the questions wrong.

I wish I had a 59 percent share in Tesla.

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Granted. You get a 59 percent share in Tesla. But the Tesla is closed, and you have no key to take it out.

I wish a model can view a controller.

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On 5/13/2018 at 3:46 PM, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You get a 59 percent share in Tesla. But the Tesla is closed, and you have no key to take it out.

I wish a model can view a controller.

Granted, but now all of your windows have been decorated with gingham curtains, and your visitors aren't able to interpret the patterns. :P

I wish for less wishing and more doing.

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Granted. You can never wish for anything again.

I wish that my vertical SSTO works.

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Granted, but it's flight is shorter than the first flight of the Wright Brothers.

I wish I'm Jeb. (I think I know where this is gonna go.)

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Granted.
Done. Now check it by hitting ground with your head.

I wish to sleep for about an hour.

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Granted. The only thing is, a satellite crashes into your house, killing you in your sleep.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school.

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Granted. You don't, and your life goes like this:

No education---->No qualifications---->No job---->No money---->No food---->You die.

I wish EVE and Scatterer didn't lag my computer.

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Granted.
EVE and Scatterer don't lag your computer anymore.
They hang it.

I wish to find out, which one of eight fields left throws exceptions in my procedure.

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Okey. The catch is that the computer is fried.

if I have to go to school, I wish that kids in my school wouldn’t mindlessly sing “dink-a chink-a-dingalinga-chinkA

 

@kerbiloid, the wish is too complex, wish again.

I wish for summer to be longer.

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Granted. You start to, however.

I wish I could play KSP at the highest settings.

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G r a n t e d. The thing is, they crash your computer.

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ERROR WISH NOT FOUND

5 minutes ago, Delay said:

Granted. You start to, however.

I wish I could play KSP at the highest settings.

Granted. The only thing your computer can do is run KSP at the highest settings.

I wish that I could go into space.

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4 minutes ago, Delay said:

I wish I could play KSP at the highest settings.

Granted.
You do.
But to cool your computer you have to cover your roof with radiator panels, and they are dimming dark orange in the darkness of the night, so your neighbors panic.

2 minutes ago, Fraston said:

G r a n t e d. The thing is, they crash your computer.

A rather strange wish, but granted, too.
After @Delay has replaced his computer, he had to add several external radiator panels from the house sides.

1 minute ago, RealKerbal3x said:

I wish that I could go into space.

And back?

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2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

And back?

Yeah.

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Uhhh I’ll make a wish,

i wish that summer was longer.

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8 hours ago, RealKerbal3x said:
8 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

And back?

Yeah.

This is a second wish. Only one is allowed.

8 hours ago, Fraston said:

i wish that summer was longer.

Granted.

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I wish that cloud on the sky to move left.

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Granted. It is now the sun. The world becomes cold & dark.

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Granted, nothing happens.

I wish I could turn back time to the good old days.

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Your wish is my command. It is now a second before the Big Bang. 

I wish for a cookie.

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8 minutes ago, Fraston said:

I wish for a cookie.

Granted. You alrteady have at least one in your browser, as you can write here.

I wish my wish had been granted.

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Granted. It is now not.

I wish for an apple.

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Granted. It's rotten.

I wish for this wish to never be granted.

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