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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Yes, Super Rad Boi (Eve Centurion).

I wish I can have something more challenging than Eve to land on and return from

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Granted... Now gravity of kerbin is x100.

I wish for a 10 day weekend.

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Granted. Then 25 days of happy working without holidays.

I wish for an atmosphere on Gilly.

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It is dispelled quickly by the almost nonexistent gravity.

I wish for some weird lemons.

(if you get that reference you are amazing.)

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I give you Lemo (Frieza's subordinate), he's dumb as "flip".

I wish i have 100 followers in Kerbal forum.

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Granted. Enjoy one hundred failovers.

I wish to sleep. Honestly.

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you sleep tonight... for one millisecond

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You wish nothing, government decided to exile you for an eternity.

I wish i'm Kerbol.

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Ok, But you are about to go SUPERNOVAAAA and explode.

 

I want my dad back!  ;.;

Edited by SuperMiiBrother

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Granted, but you have to wait a little bit :(

 

I wish I knew what to say in situations like this... 

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granted, but you can never stop talking and annoy all your friends. Everyone hates you and you die alone.

 

I wish for a quick and painless death.

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You wish nothing, you're fired.

I wish i can improve my manners.

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Granted,I will now send you to a school where you will learn manners for the rest of eternity.

 

I wish my friends played KSP

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Granted, now they're far beyond your skill level and you feel inferior.

I wish i can buy 55 Cancri E (Diamond Exoplanet)

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No problem, we can help you. What's your payment system?

I wish for a proxy for Proxima.

Edited by kerbiloid

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You got a paper with a writing of "Skewes Aproxima" number in it.

I wish for Telekinesis.

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Granted.
You're on the very top of the Empire States Building.
Without a visa.

I wish for the Sgr A* photo.

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Posted (edited)

Granted... It will be sent at a probe that uploads 0.0000001bps, 50% of pixels are dead, and it will take 25,640 years for ONE pixel code to upload to the station, as the probe is near Sgr A*, and it uploads one pixel at a time.

 

I wish for a SSTO that can get to the ISS.

Edited by The_Arcitect

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Granted, but you firgot a docking port...

I wish for unlimited wishes.

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... (you are still keeping wishing recursively) ...

I wish in Warhammer 40k there was a fraction which I could with a light heart consider as "ours".

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Y-ours...

I wish T Series lost to PewDiePie in YT sub war.

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Granted, the T Series were won by PewDiePie in the YR sub war.

I wish I had a dog

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Posted (edited)

Granted it di... nope not going there

i wish i had something better to do at... 1:32 in the morning

 

 

Spoiler

about this time my cat died

im not kidding 

be careful what you wish onto others

 

Edited by guesswho2778

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Yes...Stay asleep...

I wish i can be a Billionaire.

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