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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but in about 10 weeks, the next IPod will come out and outdate yours.

I wish for the Great Fairy to actually grant a wish properly.

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Granted, although then you\'d get lonely from being with no-one but a few green sticks.

I wish that I could wish for a wish that could not be corrupted.

(BTW, nice corruption)

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Granted, but the wish that you wish could not be corrupted is for you to have a corrupted wish. Chew on that for a while.

I wish that narwhals could bacon.

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Well the universe collapses only to be replaced by something even more mysterious and complex.

I wish my KSP hadn\'t crashed during the test of my strato-launcher... :\'(

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Granted, but YOU decay instead.

I wish I had superior modeling skills to you all.

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Granted, but YOU decay instead.

I wish I had superior modeling skills to you all.

Huh?

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Well the universe collapses only to be replaced by something even more mysterious and complex.

I wish my KSP hadn\'t crashed during the test of my strato-launcher... :\'(

Granted, but it is a cursed form of KSP and IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

I wish people would use logic.

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Granted, but you can only corrupt your own

I wish I had digital hiking boots to get up these steep learning curves faster.

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Granted, but these hiking boots have climbing abilities as a DLC.

I wish the Great Fairy wasn\'t the one from TLoZ: OoT.

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Granted, but you can only land it on your house.

I wish the Great Fairy wasn\'t the one from TLoZ: OoT or TLoZ: MM

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Granted, now it\'s this:

(WARNING! SLIGHTLY CREEPY PICTURE IN THE SPOILER!)

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I wish you would stop talking about the great fairies.

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Granted, but now we will discuss ponies.

I wish that there were 100 good new episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to watch. (note how I stop all discrepancies.)

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They make 100 more, but ban Bronies. If you are a male (over seven) and you watch it your family will be gassed.

Also, a police state is set up to ensure this, leading to your every move being watched.

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They make 100 more, but ban Bronies. If you are a male (over seven) and you watch it your family will be gassed.

Also, a police state is set up to ensure this, leading to your every move being watched.

Well, that\'s so easy to break! Hire a 6-yr-old girl to rig her TV with a capture card, go into a shed somewhere with a laptop, and watch the DVD!

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On that planet, an inch equals several millions light years, so it teleports right into your brain.

I wish I could have a 4.0 GPA my whole life.

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But then, your teachers assume you\'re cheating (as your roommates, jealous, report the fact that you never study) and get expelled, not able to re-enter any school.

I wish for a KSP LEGO set.

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You get a KSP Lego set, but Lego purchases rights to KSP and forces Squad to water down the game for the general populace.

I wish that humanity would enter a perfect golden age of knowledge, advancement, and universal virtues, with no worries in life and to become spread across the galaxy in harmony with all other species.

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However, we teach the other races of our ways, and they fall into a downward spiral of death and hate, advancing slowly as they extinguish their kind\'s flames.

I wish for eternal health. Not eternal life, just health.

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You slowly suck other people\'s health out of them, leaving a wake of death in your family.

I wish for a pair of Taco Bell soft tacos, no lettuce, add sour cream please.

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