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granted but mean giant line backers from you school football team beat you up forbeing a nerd

i wish i was Superior to everyone in every way

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Granted. Say hello to Jaws!

I wish MIR was still in orbit around earth.

Granted, but the station now has a super computer which controls all computers across the planets to enslave the human race.

I wish for the ability to Instant Transmission (teleport anywhere at anytime)

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Granted, apart from it is broken and the only place you can teleport is the centre of the sun

I wish for pancakes to rain from the sky

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Granted, but the pancakes taste terrible and cause you to hate pancakes for the rest of your life.

I wish that the second half of Breaking Bad Season 5 came out tomorrow.

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Granted, but it is the worst TV series that you have ever seen.

I wish for my dog to stop scratching herself because she bleeds and has no hair on her. ;.; ;.;

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Granted but your dog has had an accident on your couch.

I wish I could play KSP on the highest settings and NOT lag.

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Granted but your dog has had an accident on your couch.

I wish I could play KSP on the highest settings and NOT lag.

Granted, but the memory bug strikes and causes the game to crash every two launches. (Like me :()

I wish I didn't have the memory bug so I could have all the mods I had back in .15.

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granted but it causes a kerbal human war that rages for millions of years

i wish people would stop making KSP wishes

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(:( HOW DARE YOU CORRUPT IT LIKE THAT, and, post more in the regular forums to get your post count up lol.)

Granted, but it eats you alive.

I wish for a.... KRAKEN!

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Granted, but it quickly gets bored and swims off, as you don't have any space ships for it to play with.

I wish for extra hours in the day, so that I have time to play more KSP.

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Granted, but the sun stays up for so long that too much radiation hits your country and everyone gets cancer.

I wish for a piano playing tortoise

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Granted, but the sun stays up for so long that too much radiation hits your country and everyone gets cancer.

I wish for a piano playing tortoise

Granted but everyone who hears his music goes deaf

i wish i had a rocket that could travel faster than lightspeed

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Granted, now go back to page 47 and read lordpie's lecture until your brain explodes from confusion

I wish for an IPod that's battery life lasted more than 10 minutes (as myne does£

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