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Granted. They straightened out the A's into lines, so it looks like you were exempted from getting grades at all when you just see dashes in your grade slots. Because you apparently got no grades, you don't graduate, never find a job, and die penniless.

I wish for burning paper.

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Granted, but it happens to be an accidental replacement of your oxygen tank on a diving expedition. You do not notice the error until you are deep underwater, and the first air tank is already empty. Play with the fishes until Death has time for you.

I wish I had a scythe.

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Granted. But it is a priceless artifact well over 250 years old. The blade is rusted and the handle rotten, if you try to lift it any higher than necessary to harvest wheat it will break and the falling blade will take a huge chunk out of your leg.

I wish people used their scythes correctly- for harvesting crops.

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