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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, You use the skills to make a robot (with a gun!) that destroys the world (and everyone on in, including you)

I Wish for Some good ol, un-wish-corrupted pie.

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Granted, it's made of non-corrupted wishes. It doesn't taste very good either.

I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for.

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Granted, you get some dubstep music.

I wish for that server with 4 eight-core processors and 3Tb of RAM!!!

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granted, you just created a paradox, happy now?

I wish for a pokemon THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET IN THE GAMES

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Wish granted. All the pokemons you can get in the game, but they are turned into... wait for it, MAGIKARP!

I wish for something uncorruptable and a pile of nothing

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Granted, but you get fat too fast(word playing...) and become corpulent.

I wish I knew how to play games, I mean, usually, I don't play a game, not because it is bad, but because I am bad at playing it.

-Kennedy

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wish granted, you only learn to pong and you unlearn everything else as a result

i wish that i had a chip installed in my brain that connected me to the internet

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wish granted, now everyone can see what you are thinking ALL THE TIME

I wish I could invent a Reactionless engine

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Granted, but it DOES react to being in an oxygen environment. Badly. It blows up in your face.

I wish I was a wheel.

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Granted. Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and....

I wish I was a living carbon nanotube macrostructure.

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Granted. Because you are simply living, not sapient, sentient, or many other human-like things, you didn't make that post.

I wish that the old nicknames I have magically changed to "Tangle".

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Granted, everyone's old nicknames have magically been changed to "Tangle".

I wish that the first time I skydived, I wouldn't have landed in a forest (ah, if only I had turned a bit right...)

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Granted. You turned more right and thus fell into the path of an oncoming truck, then died.

I wish for CAKE.

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Granted. The cake contains a lot of whipped cream. Starwhipped. Therefore highly radioactive. You die horribly.

I wish there were no trucks driving on a damn grass airstrip.

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Granted, it's a water bed the size of the Atlantic and the watering port is right where your house is. You fall in.

I wish I remembered what wishes wished for when they were wish wish-years old.

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