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Granted, but they fall into the RABIT (Random Access Brain Impulse Triggers) hole, becoming so self-focused, they think themselves to death.

I wish that my job gave me 40 hours a week at the same pay rate.

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Granted, but some tax reforms were being made at the time and a cat entered the equation. Yes, this cat.

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So all your money goes to taxes.

I wish trucks didn't exist.

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Granted, but it seems somebody invented these bigger versions of cars than can handle a high load(AKA Trucks).

I wish for Frederick to not make a campfire.

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Granted. Frederick decides to make a flamethrower instead to satisfy his inner pyromaniac.

I wish THAT cat didn't exist. :sticktongue:

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Granted, but I really didn't get wtf you just tried to wish so nothing changes.

I wish these bigger versions of cars than can handle a high load would be useless and therefore not invented.

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Granted. In their place are small cars that handle a load equivalent to two ounces. Transport is handled by them, and the current year is 19777.

Hello, I'm, a, thris. Wish pleuis.d

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Granted, but because i don't understand what you typed, it's ungranted.

I wish for my STOL's to work.

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granted, but they kill jebediah and attract the kraken...

I wish for 1337

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Granted, but teh 1337 don't like you for being a n00b, so they drop a booster on your head.

I wish that I could fix the wiring in the dashboard of my car... without breaking the dashboard. (yes, I've tried already. cracked the dashboard in 5 different places. >.< damned 20+ year old plastic...)

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Granted. The dashboard simply disappears.

I wish I would never get ninja'd in any forums.

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granted, instead you are attacked by real ninjas

i wish i had Jeb level skills of flying

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Granted, but to fit Jeb's brain inside you your head is very, very fragile and you can never fly or ride a craft again.

I wish everyone else was worse than me at playing video games.

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Granted, everyone uses cheats now.

I wish I could defeat any ninjas if they attacked me.

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Granted, but pirates attack you instead.

I wish all hackers became severe alcoholics and died.

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Granted, but then an alien robot invasion strikes.

I wish that meth labs exploded more often. (sorry to all you Breaking Bad fans. :P )

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Granted, but they are not using methamphetamine anymore.

I wish that the next poster won't live in California.

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Granted, but California begins a large-scale invasion of the world starting right now.

I wish that the Confederated Republic of North-Eastern Brittania didn't exist.

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Granted, but California begins a large-scale invasion of the world starting right now.

I wish that the Confederated Republic of North-Eastern Brittania didn't exist.

It doesn't exist. Atleast, that's what google says.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

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Granted. You go to China and check in in a hotel room, and there is no Floor 4 (4 is considered unlucky for some).

I wish for eight! :D

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Granted. I grab a zero, and put a really tight belt on it.

I wish that it wasn't so windy today.

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Granted, now cars are falling from ~10 km up. At least it isn't windy!

I wish for 16 to the 32nd power!

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Granted, but not knowing all your abilities you kill yourself, whilst making a mudkip face.

I wish for myself to beat Grima in the EndGame.

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