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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, at its top speed of mach 4 it slams into your face.

I wish for a wish to wish when wishes to wish!

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Granted. The wishy wish wish blasts into your face at Mach 10 while saying "wish".

I wish that YouTube allowed you to watch a random video of a specified user.

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Granted. Unfortunately, someone hacks it to force you to view Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up."

I wish the space shuttle was out of retirement.

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Granted, but the funding comes from your bank and credit card accounts.

I wish we could have more planets in KSP.

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Granted, but they are all several lightyears away, and floating point errors destroy anything you try to send to them.

I wish for the SLS not to be a waste of NASA's budget.

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Granted, but NASA comes up with a new monetary black hole of a project.

I wish it was a little easier to get to Minmus.

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Granted, but you'll die a preventable death before it's ready.

I wish more people liked Nickleback.

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Granted , But they are trampled to death at their next concert by all of their new fans.

I wish wishes could wish for fishes!

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Granted, but the wishmaking fairy mistook dirt for coffee powder and your coffee is just boiled dirt in water.

I wish for a solution that could wash anything, including problems.

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Granted, you hack the PC of yourself and you get arrested for hacking.

I wish for my KSP to not crash so often.

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Granted, but it turns out the Wishmaking Fairy was sent to prison for counterfeiting. So were you, and the government burned all your million dollars.

I wish for a team of halfling servants.

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Granted. Due to your vague description of a 'halfling', you are given a half fish-half hamster servant that is pretty much incapable of doin anything.

I wish for the ability to pay attention better.

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Granted. You now pay attention to a penny and can't stop paying attention to it. Your penny is extremely wealthy in Attention-Creds that it *cough cough* stole from you.

I wish I could stuff monsters into bags whence they never come out.

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Granted, but you have to let the cat out of the bag to do so.

I wish for a better paying job.

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Granted, have two. Two microcents that is!

homely lady wishes waiting for their suns to cvome bakkc form the wair

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Granted. Now dinosaurs are killing you in Mann vs. the Jurassic Era.

I wish for a free, un-tampered with, landed, and fully fueled fighter jet (with a pilot's license).

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Granted, but it's Russian, and you can't understand the controls.

I wish conspiracy nuts weren't so stuck in their ways.

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