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Granted, It turns out they are correct

I wish to know the answers to every question

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Granted, but now you'll never have the wonder of learning something new.

I wish I could get KSP to run longer between crashes. (The program, not the rockets. THOSE don't crash very often for me! :D)

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Granted but it only works if you don't input any commands

I wish to know who I am

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Granted but your power supply can't handle the extra load and causes a fatal systems crash

I wish i had something better to do with my time

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granted, that thing turns out to be dying of a meteor landing on you

i wish that my laptop battery lasted longer

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Granted. You wish you wish that wish. You wish you didn't wish it. You wish you wished it...

lady wishes on fire screaming "son war back plese"

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Granted. Unfortunately, "Us :3" is the name of a new companion, and the doctor only saves "Us :3." from the daleks.

I wish Putin got eaten by gigantic fungi.

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Granted, but you now spend so much time doing homework, you have no time for KSP. :sticktongue:

I wish for a HUVR board.

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A little is a lot. You are now a 67 metre tall ball named A.

lady wishes asay iit.sss. . hi i wish for tews.

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Granted. You are beset upon by a horde of ravenous, rabid dogs, collectively named TEWS. You will not escape.

I wish I wasn't so terrified of everything all the time.

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granted, but nothingness becomes deadly and is your new fear.

I wish my computer had on-par graphics with gaming computers...

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Granted. Your computer's graphics begin the long and arduous process of learning golf, in order to match up against the gaming computers (which, naturally, play golf already). The struggle is long and almost endless, and you are cursed to be caddy to your computer until its destiny is fulfilled -- achieving a par score on the toughest golf course in the universe.

I wish English would stop making words mean six different things.

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Granted. So many new words appear due to this that everything almost instantly becomes incomprehensible.

I wish that more people would watch my YouTube channel.

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Granted, but it results in mass involuntary recruitment and leads to a violent space-race that ends in global thermonuclear war.

I wish I could physics better.

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Granted, you become basically a god and every single physics oversimplification in KSP appears in real life. An aircraft crashes, and its engines bounce around.

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Granted, but this Sanik the Hegehoge rolls away.

I wish for anti-spoder spray.

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