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Granted, but you get an extra 6 hours of this time per day and due to your choice of wording, the agreement is that this time MUST be dedicated to KSP. You tire of the game after accomplishing all that you aim to within days.

I wish I had more free time.

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Granted, but you get an extra 6 hours of this time per day and due to your choice of wording, the agreement is that this time MUST be dedicated to KSP. You tire of the game after accomplishing all that you aim to within days.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but your work hours have been reduced and your paycheck is lower.

I would like to visit Eeloo sometime.

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Granted, but poor landing legs strand you there just as the KSC finally runs out of money to spend.

I wish I could find a way to make a wish that is loophole free so nobody can corrupt it.

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Granted, but poor landing legs strand you there just as the KSC finally runs out of money to spend.

I wish I could find a way to make a wish that is loophole free so nobody can corrupt it.

Denied, there is always a way to corrupt a wish.

I wish I had some Pizza.

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Granted. It's a radioactive pizza, and you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had an awesome gaming computer that could run KSP with 60 FPS no matter what.

Granted. The CPU overheats and fries the chip.

I wish I had money to finish my payments.

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Granted, but as the game is not yet 1.0, there is technically no expansion packs yet, so they instantly vaporize themselfs due to a quantum paradox that I totally did not make up a few seconds ago.

I wish for a rule-free wish muffin.

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The piece of fish is highly irradiated, so you get radiation poisoning and die just from coming into contact with it.

I wish I had a giant mixing desk with awesome sounding Anti-Aliasing a really good Analogue to Digital Converter, giving me seamless 192kHz Sample Rate and 32bit fp Bit depth. =P

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