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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but the person who gives you these wishes regards "more" to be "12", leaving you with no more wishes.

I wish for -1 less wishes.

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Granted. Your wish consumed 2 wishes.

I wish for a box w/ controls where I could tear apart the universe and all life as we know it by changing the gravitational constant, dark energy effect, etc.

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Granted, but like always, batteries not included...and they're also batteries that don't exist

i wish i had more time to play KSP

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Granted, but you get an extra 6 hours of this time per day and due to your choice of wording, the agreement is that this time MUST be dedicated to KSP. You tire of the game after accomplishing all that you aim to within days.

I wish I had more free time.

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Granted, but you get an extra 6 hours of this time per day and due to your choice of wording, the agreement is that this time MUST be dedicated to KSP. You tire of the game after accomplishing all that you aim to within days.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but your work hours have been reduced and your paycheck is lower.

I would like to visit Eeloo sometime.

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Granted. "Sometime" means yesterday, and without landing controls you crashed.

i wish i hwisi iti inob

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Granted, but poor landing legs strand you there just as the KSC finally runs out of money to spend.

I wish I could find a way to make a wish that is loophole free so nobody can corrupt it.

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Granted, but poor landing legs strand you there just as the KSC finally runs out of money to spend.

I wish I could find a way to make a wish that is loophole free so nobody can corrupt it.

Denied, there is always a way to corrupt a wish.

I wish I had some Pizza.

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Granted. It's a radioactive pizza, and you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had an awesome gaming computer that could run KSP with 60 FPS no matter what.

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Granted. It's a radioactive pizza, and you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had an awesome gaming computer that could run KSP with 60 FPS no matter what.

Granted. The CPU overheats and fries the chip.

I wish I had money to finish my payments.

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Granted. You get just enough to finish them, and are left with no money at all.

I wish i could make a mod for ksp

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Granted. The modding software comes with a deadly virus and your Hard drive dies.

I wish I could plan an extensive KSP mission without running myself out of patience.

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Granted, but your KSP install becomes corrupted at the worst possible moment.

I wish that wishes were fishes.

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Granted, but as the game is not yet 1.0, there is technically no expansion packs yet, so they instantly vaporize themselfs due to a quantum paradox that I totally did not make up a few seconds ago.

I wish for a rule-free wish muffin.

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granted but since there is no rule against rules, they corrupt the muffin with adding rules.

I wish we had KSP v1.0

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Granted. However, it's an exact copy of KSP 0.23 with terrible graphics.

I wish for a wish that wished for a wish!

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Granted. Yo dawg, I heard you like wishes so I put a wish in your wish so you can wish while you wish.

I wish for a piece of fish.

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The piece of fish is highly irradiated, so you get radiation poisoning and die just from coming into contact with it.

I wish I had a giant mixing desk with awesome sounding Anti-Aliasing a really good Analogue to Digital Converter, giving me seamless 192kHz Sample Rate and 32bit fp Bit depth. =P

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EDIT: Ninja'd! Granted. However, it has mermaid parts in it and does not work.

I wish for Life on Laythe!

Edited by Tangle

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Granted, but it's extremely hostile and advanced with adaptive AI, and learns that corrupting your PC would end your tyranny.

I wish for this.

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Granted. I don't think this one needs a twist, to be honest, the link itself is a twist-ish.

I wish I had an inert cake.

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