Shna_na 57 Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but the person who gives you these wishes regards "more" to be "12", leaving you with no more wishes.I wish for -1 less wishes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tery215 25 Posted March 13, 2014 Granted. Your wish consumed 2 wishes.I wish for a box w/ controls where I could tear apart the universe and all life as we know it by changing the gravitational constant, dark energy effect, etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Endersmens 1,408 Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but like always, batteries not included...and they're also batteries that don't existi wish i had more time to play KSP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shna_na 57 Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but you get an extra 6 hours of this time per day and due to your choice of wording, the agreement is that this time MUST be dedicated to KSP. You tire of the game after accomplishing all that you aim to within days.I wish I had more free time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LtHeckard 29 Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but you get an extra 6 hours of this time per day and due to your choice of wording, the agreement is that this time MUST be dedicated to KSP. You tire of the game after accomplishing all that you aim to within days.I wish I had more free time.Granted, but your work hours have been reduced and your paycheck is lower.I would like to visit Eeloo sometime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangle 108 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. "Sometime" means yesterday, and without landing controls you crashed.i wish i hwisi iti inob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex 1,254 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but poor landing legs strand you there just as the KSC finally runs out of money to spend.I wish I could find a way to make a wish that is loophole free so nobody can corrupt it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LtHeckard 29 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but poor landing legs strand you there just as the KSC finally runs out of money to spend.I wish I could find a way to make a wish that is loophole free so nobody can corrupt it.Denied, there is always a way to corrupt a wish.I wish I had some Pizza. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mythbusters844 1,004 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. It's a radioactive pizza, and you die of radiation poisoning.I wish I had an awesome gaming computer that could run KSP with 60 FPS no matter what. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LtHeckard 29 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. It's a radioactive pizza, and you die of radiation poisoning.I wish I had an awesome gaming computer that could run KSP with 60 FPS no matter what.Granted. The CPU overheats and fries the chip.I wish I had money to finish my payments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Endersmens 1,408 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. You get just enough to finish them, and are left with no money at all.I wish i could make a mod for ksp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LtHeckard 29 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. The modding software comes with a deadly virus and your Hard drive dies.I wish I could plan an extensive KSP mission without running myself out of patience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaverickSawyer 1,733 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but your KSP install becomes corrupted at the worst possible moment.I wish that wishes were fishes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boosterspice 7 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but the fish is rotten.I fish for a hook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LtHeckard 29 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. The hook is bent and rusted beyond any repair.I wish for KSP expansion packs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex 1,254 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but as the game is not yet 1.0, there is technically no expansion packs yet, so they instantly vaporize themselfs due to a quantum paradox that I totally did not make up a few seconds ago.I wish for a rule-free wish muffin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemrav 95 Posted March 14, 2014 granted but since there is no rule against rules, they corrupt the muffin with adding rules.I wish we had KSP v1.0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangle 108 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. However, it's an exact copy of KSP 0.23 with terrible graphics.I wish for a wish that wished for a wish! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LtHeckard 29 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. Yo dawg, I heard you like wishes so I put a wish in your wish so you can wish while you wish.I wish for a piece of fish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonKlawz 0 Posted March 14, 2014 The piece of fish is highly irradiated, so you get radiation poisoning and die just from coming into contact with it.I wish I had a giant mixing desk with awesome sounding Anti-Aliasing a really good Analogue to Digital Converter, giving me seamless 192kHz Sample Rate and 32bit fp Bit depth. =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangle 108 Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd! Granted. However, it has mermaid parts in it and does not work.I wish for Life on Laythe! Edited March 14, 2014 by Tangle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonKlawz 0 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted but Jeb makes a Deathstar and tests the giant laser on Laythe.I wish for a big modular synthesizer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shna_na 57 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but it's extremely hostile and advanced with adaptive AI, and learns that corrupting your PC would end your tyranny.I wish for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tobbzzzz 3 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted, but suddenly your computer crashesI wish for a twitch channel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shna_na 57 Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. I don't think this one needs a twist, to be honest, the link itself is a twist-ish.I wish I had an inert cake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
