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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. Unfortunately, something goes wrong with White Knight Two and both ships barely manage to glide in to a landing. Unfortunately, the passenger compartment is badly damaged- almost crushed.

I wish for happy panru5ds.

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Granted, but the rules of this thread don't allow it and you are smited by the Kraken.

I wish Virgin Media would actually, you know, provide the internet they claim to give (don't listen to the adverts, they're the most untrustworthy company I've witnessed).

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Granted, but you did not do so upon a star and so your dreams don't come true.

I wish for a nice cake to just be lying around my house. Preferably in the kitchen, though.

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Granted. It is massive and lies around your house. You suffocate as it bursts in through the windows, leaving you dead inside a cake. You don't strip, though, so there's that.

I wish upon a star for Red Thunder to exist.

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granted it's red with anger and strikes the piece of metal you happen to have on you....

I wish the person below me would break this forum game's rules.. :P

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granted, you are drafted into testing the abuse of the gyro Kraken (see this :

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I wish I could think of more things to do in KSP...

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Granted, here's a few of my ideas (the downside? They are all TERRIBLY DIFFICULT (AKA I have no idea how to do them right now)):

1. A Kerbal Training Centrifuge

2. A Floating Mobile Rocket Launch Platform

I wish upon a condensed sphere of gasses with enough internal heat and pressure to begin nuclear fusion that I can be the youngest person to go to space!

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granted, you went in piece(s)..

I wish the person below me would corrupt this wish ! :sticktongue:

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Granted. It's a different type of wiener.

Edit: That sounded way dirtier than I thought it did.

I wish to own a romantic chemical (another pun)

Edited by THENEWJOEMAMA

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Granted. It produces intense gamma radiation that causes you and all you know to immediately decompose.

I wish I could understand animals and have them understand me, it would be hilarious.

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Granted. A lion heard you incorrectly and thinks you insulted him therefor he gets angry and eats you.

I wish that Jeb would stop stealing my SRBs.

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Granted, but a law is passed that you must allow him to use them should he ask. He asks constantly.

I wish for the next 10 weeks to just hurry up.

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Granted, but once enlightened they realise that flat land isn't the way forward and live on a mountain. For some reason, this makes them forget everything about Flatland including your enlightenment.

I wish to enlighten Kerbalkind.

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Granted, but as I am the only person that is able to understand what you've wished for, I must keep the result a secret too.

I wish for a magical pencil that would create whatever I wanted and the creations would be under my control with out me fearing an uprising.

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Granted. Your magical pencil is limited to the bounds of your imagination, you can only produce rocks. Rocks, from your pitifully normal-sized head.

I wish for a large, green lump that would scare people by making dreadful futures happen.

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