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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but you've not got a space suit. Or anything to provide air, for that matter.

I wish I had a ticket to Florida.

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Granted. A hobo spits on a ticket to Mount Volcano and it seems to you that the airplane is going to Florida, however you are going to Mount Volcano w/ terrorists.

I wish that the sun started violently rotating around my piece of money, and as such would be at (2/3)c relative to my money and accelerate at an extreme gravity of 500 earth gravities or more.

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Granted, but the sudden nature of such a change creates a new black hole and swallows up everything around us. Way to go. :P

I wish for good luck for the next week and a half.

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Granted. After applying good luck to one situation, your good luck is no longer useful and you are miserable.

I wish that I could move in 1/4th space, avoiding any attack that lasts for less than 4 seconds.

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Granted, but you are merely cut into four pieces instead, as 1/4th space is not physically viable.

I wish someone would give me a proper explanation of 1/4th space (especially as apparently it's related to time, not space, which makes zero sense).

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Granted. Someone gives you an explanation, but it's so complex you pass out and are unable to play KSP for the next ten months.

I wish that I could watch TV right now

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Granted, but the only show running at that time is Jersey Shore.

I wish that space time was acknowledged as a dimension

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Granted, but this turns the scientific world upside down causing people to become dumber than they where.

I wish my Mac didn't suck so much.

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Granted, but you became confused and tried to apply a new internal combustion engine and flame decals to your computer. It's not very effective.

I wish for anything you could grant me.

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Granted, but engrafted because i can ungrant your wish because you wished for anything i can grant you. In other words, granted but ungranted.

I wish i could ace my homework and tests on school.

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Granted, but you don't have the knowledge to support this and fail at further education.

I wish I had the ability required to pass my exams.

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Granted, but as you are certain you have the ability, you become overconfident and forget that it also takes work, not just ability alone. You end up failing your next set of exams.

I WISH FOR A WAY TO DISABLE CAPS-LOCK IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TURN IT ON BUT ARE TO LAZY TO TURN IT OFF WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN.

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granted but sticky keys notice only takes 1 push for less than a second.

I wish Danny would upload his newest video faster...

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Granted, but since this is ram and not RAM, you end up with 50 gigabytes of images, sounds, and videos of sheep. KSP is also in 64 bits that you need to piece together in order for the sheep to be removed from your hard drive (it's the next evolution of passwords).

I wish I wasn't secretly a dog :confused:.

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Granted, but the person who provides this is pedantic and is confused by your request - do you want one shirt or pi shirts? He gives you 3.1415926... shirts.

I wish wishes weren't so hard to wish.

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Granted. You then break your computer and uninstall everything you installed for coding because you become insane at the bugs.

I wish that procrastinating would remove the work

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