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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, you have the power of cosmic radiation. Unfortunately, you are not immune to the effects of its use.

I wish I was immune to all kinds of radiation other than those inside the visible spectrum.

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granted, now you are no longer imune to the radiation of the visible spectrum.

I wish I could code better

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Granted, you can now only code something to display the word "better".

I wish I could code. Preferably, quite well.

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granted, sadly though your new coding skills have made you a threat to the government so they have dispatched several blackwater mercs to your house right now...

i wish that i can make a good wish

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granted? but you are the one that gets murdered?

I wish I didn't like creepypasta ;.;

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Granted, but creepypasta simply refuses to let go of you. It will hold you in its shadowy grip for ever and always, whether you like it or not.

I wish I wasn't such a terrible person.

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Granted, but you go from being a terrible person to being a terrorist person.

I wish people would discuss deadlines with each other before setting them all for the same day.

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granted, this results in confusion as people realize that they weren't all thinking the same thing which results in anarchy

i wish that my keyboard wasn't broken(missing an M key and the I keeps popping out)

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granted, this results in confusion as people realize that they weren't all thinking the same thing which results in anarchy

i wish that my keyboard wasn't broken(missing an M key and the I keeps popping out)

Granted. You get a new keyboard, but the cable uses a test copy of non-backwards-compatible USB 4.0

I wish I could fly.

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Granted. You are crushed by several cubic kilometers of neutron star matter.

I wiush for tes. rae r

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Granted. As for this wish being wished, you must actually make wishes in the future and not just sentences

I wish for me to explode in a fireball, killing the universe.

Granted. You are now on trial in an alternate universe for realiticide and several qintillion deaths. Luckily, that universe has a sentence limit of two years. Unluckily, they measure years by galactic rotation of the outer arms.

I wish the RAM I bought and paid for next day shipping last Thursday would finally get here.

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Granted... but they mixed up your order. Enjoy your new Battering RAM (shame about the computer, though).

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Granted... but they mixed up your order. Enjoy your new Battering RAM (shame about the computer, though).

I wish an asteroid crashes into earth

have fun corrupting a wish that is already corrupted... :sticktongue:

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Granted, but since stupid people cannot do stupid things and your company can't make money because there are no stupid people to buy stupid things!

I wish for more corrupt wishes!

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Granted, you wished for an asteroid; however, the asteroid crashes into the Earth as a result of the wish being corrupted. Another corrupt wish is that the Humans deflect the asteroid, and the asteroid impacts anyway.

I wish to DO THE MARIO!

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Granted, but someone does the Luigi instead. You fall into a deep depression at this disappointment.

Son, I wish I was not disappoint.

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Granted, but someone does the Luigi instead. You fall into a deep depression at this disappointment.

Son, I wish I was not disappoint.

Someone reappoints you. Multiple times. With a shiv. Your physical therapy will take years and you will never walk again.

I wish politics were banned.

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Granted. They give it a fancy new name and continue to destroy the world, piece by piece.

I wish I had motivation.

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Granted. You are motivated to do nothing.

I wish for more time to play.

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Granted, you can now have all the time in the world to play with Barbie.

I wish that the next poster gets a cookie.

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Granted. I sold your house to get me the cookie because I forgot to bring my wallet with me :(

I wish I could retire >:-[

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