Tangle Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted. You retire from retiring.I wish the USS exaoe otw. 64 neep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The Wishmaking Fairy does not recognize your wish as intelligible English and makes you wear fairy clothes.I wish dough-nuts were flavoured buns without any holes in them. My, I hate nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. Their flavour is antimatter, because they are made of antimatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but you are forbidden to ever make a wish again.I wish people would not be so careless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 granted so now you are tooI wish that i could build better rockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman1999 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 granted, with your incredible rocket you go on to make billions of dollars! but then your money crushes and kills you.I wish I would feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. It costs all your money, your entire social life, and your future. But you feel just fine for the next 15 minutes. I wish I had a real life rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but it's only a model.I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but you sell your ability to do so in order to make another wish. This goes on until I can make a wish too. The wings belong to a horse now.I wish for the colorful dreams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. You go blind.I wish for a surfboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 granted, you are impaled by iti wish for that i can upload myself into a giant alien computer cloud made of trillions of robots in the far reaches of the universe (read the book rapture of the nerds to know what i mean) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but the computer's AI outmatches your own and accidentally overcrowds it, merging it into itself.I wish for more grimdark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. It becomes mainstream.I wish for duna to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. The darkness of space eats Kerbin & Duna. That's grim, isn't it?I wish for myself to be scanned, saved in a .human file, and loaded (with backups) into an abstract world where buttons spawn hydrogen molecules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. However, .human is unreadable by all systems except your world, including the one which brings you back to reality. You accidentally press the oxygen and fire buttons as well, and your world is consumed by flame.I wish for terry214! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but I have no idea what terry214 is (Did you mean danny2462)So the wish isn't granted.I wish for...The biggest possible space station ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. However, a small rock tips it over and it burns up in the atmosphere.I wish for a somewhat rule-bending quantum computer that runs at room temperature and has Windows 7 and is compatible with human technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. If explodes while you are stress-testing it.I wish I enjoyed working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. You love it so much you die of exhaustion.I wish my wish would be corrupted soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. It's soon in the sense of 8 minutes.I wish for spodr sills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayfishx Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but I have no idea what sills are so you get a bunch of spodrs in your room instead.I wish I knew what spodr sills are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. You can no longer corrupt my wish.I wish for 1/11th space with 1/4th time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. The mathematics cause your brain to burst.I wish for unlimited knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. The insane amount of knowledge makes you a celebrity, and some jealous person assassinates you.I wish for a jellyfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. It latches onto your face, and you die of its stings. I wish I had a steam locomotive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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