Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[chobit-389]

Granted, but now you're getting your #@$ handed to you in online games by Kenyans

I wish I had a pistol that would allow me to teleport people's undergarments half a meter to the left. (Teehee~<3)

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it also fires bullets.

I wish for a ruler.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, an egyptian pharoah now rules over you.

I wish for my cat to moo when I am around.

[Felsmak]

Noo, not that kind of ruler!

Granted, but no one else can hear it.

I wish for pizza.

[ROFLCopter64bit]

Granted, you are taken back to the 1400's where the pizza was invented.

I wish that troll science was a real subscience.

[Warscribe]

Granted, but now everybody with an internet access (to study troll science) is a millionaire which crumbles the economic work force and topples in a big anarchic breakdown as the only work force left are people without internet. A monarchy led by the richest of the rich and the rest are peasants(about 20% of the world population).

Also, ice cream now cost 10000 bucks per scoop.

I wish for Zero gravity at will.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but you can't turn it off once you've started it.

I wish for a notebook.

[Warscribe]

Granted. It only has 4 buttons: 1, 0, Enter, delete.

I want an unlimited energy source that doesnt need ressources.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's extremely weak.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[Warscribe]

You die because of the paradox.

I wish to land on the sun and not get burned.

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but you get crushed by the sun's gravity.

I wish.

[Warscribe]

Granted, You wish. Nothing else happens.

I wish i know what i could wish for.

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but you forget what you want to wish for.

I DON'T wish.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. You my never wish a wish again.

I wish for an actually Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's in Finnish.

I wish for a vase.

[Agent30632]

Granted, but it's a DIY vase with a million pieces

I wish for Weekly Danny2462 videos

[Rockcoole]

Granted, but you no longer have internet.

I wish I could speak/read Finnish.

[chobit-389]

Myönnettäköön, mutta sitten on pakko siirtyä Egyptiin, missä kukaan ei puhuu suomea

I wish for my own weigh in Toblerones

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you now weigh around the same as 83 million Toblerones. ----> haha fatty <----

I wish that I was king of Squad.

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but your underlings dethrone you.

I wish for a better computer that CANNOT explode, catch on fire, splinter into pieces, generate acid, cause seizures, or otherwise mentally or physically injure, kill, maim, etc. myself, anyone else, or anything that has ever existed in fiction, real life, theories, the Internet, etc.

(Going for the impossible-to-corrupt wish)

[Flymetothemun]

Granted, a dog sneaks in your house and chews up the power cord which cannot be replaced or repaired due to the computer being indestructible.

I wish for a KSP Forum Account.

Edited April 21, 2013 by Flymetothemun

[Rockcoole]

Granted, it was destroyed in the Great April Derp.

I wish that this wish will not back fire.

[Warscribe]

Granted, it ricocheted.

I wish for KSP to be 1.0.0

[epicofthepie]

Granted, But it removed the magic boulder and duna.

I wish i COULDNT HAVE my favorite type of pie; Pumpkin pie. :3

[Warscribe]

Granted, pumpkin pie tastes like turds to you now.

I wish for 4chan to not exist.