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You get one, but your human friend becomes a dry, loyal, ghost-devourer who eats the ghost before you can tell him not to. Your plan fails as only 2 people are killed, and their families sue you for a couple million each.

I wish I owned a Gloster F. MK.3 meteor jet fighter in War Thunder

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You get one, but your human friend becomes a dry, loyal, ghost-devourer who eats the ghost before you can tell him not to. Your plan fails as only 2 people are killed, and their families sue you for a couple million each.

I wish I owned a Gloster F. MK.3 meteor jet fighter in War Thunder

Granted, but an update comes out and nerfs it massively and give it a ridiculosuly high BR.

I wish I had a game where I could just drive a Tiger (Tank) around and blow stuff up. War Thunder is becoming a Grindfest Pay to progress game.

(I seriously want a game where I can do that though)

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Granted. It takes up 100 terabytes (100,000 GB!), and completely crashes the internet AND your computer. Making your computer explode in your face.

I wish for this wish to not be a wish.

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Granted. It has a mind control parasite which causes it to eat your eyes and brain while you're sleeping.

I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather.

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Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as a rogue wave destroys your house and everything for the next few miles.

I wish for potato chips.

Granted, but they taste of muddy rubber boots.

I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no destruction. (Good luck corrupting this one)

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Granted. Welcome to space. You don't have a space suit.

I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no death or destruction. (Good luck corrupting this one)

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Sorry, I can't grant you that one.

I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no death, destruction, disorder, or anything bad. (Good luck corrupting this one)

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Granted. It's a world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no death, destruction, disorder, or anything bad. On the side of the planet which is opposite to yours, that is. :]

I wish I had internet in my head. So I could surf it when i'm at work, watch youtube, download stuff & transfer files to computer via bluetooth.

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404 wish not detected: User must be vaporized. Close one! you almost got shot with a plasma gun.

Granted: a superior alien race knows how the universe works, knows our history and our weaknesses, and they're coming to take over Earth.

I wish for a slice of bread with butter and some caviar.

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