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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Wish granted, except we only have hard taco shells.

I wish for a plush Kerbal.

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Wish granted, except we only have hard taco shells.

I wish for a plush Kerbal.

Wish Granted, except it comes to life, builds a rocket, and crashes it into your face.

I wish for a box of high explosives (Be Creative ;))

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You turn into nothing, \'cause you didn\'t wish for anything!

I wish for a rock on a distant extragalactic planet to move one inch.

i did wish for something actually

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Wish Granted, except it comes to life, builds a rocket, and crashes it into your face.

I wish for a box of high explosives (Be Creative ;))

You get the box of high explosives but in the process of collecting them you get arrested by the government on suspicion of terrorism. It\'s pretty suspicious to have that many explosives.

I wish for a giant fighting robot.

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Granted, but it also contains Peruvian Death Peppers.

I wish the next person would have a stroke.

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granted, but i will fully recover and trick death with my jedi mind powers, and he will come for you.

i wish for the last gallon of fuel in all of existence, for bragging rights.

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Granted, but the world immediately falls into a civil war, and nukes every first-world country.

I wish I could safely hug creepers.

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Granted, but after you hug them successfully they explode.

I wish for a pizza.

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I wish people would keep the ball rolling and post a wish.

Granted, but people still forget anyways because humanity is stupid like that.

I wish for a cold drink right about now, Texas weather is not fun. :(

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You get a 0x10^c oz drink filled with ice, which turns Texas into a 173 Kelvin wasteland. Every Texan lines up at your front door to get a shot at you.

I wish MW3 could be as good as BF3.

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You get a 0x10^c oz drink filled with ice, which turns Texas into a 173 Kelvin wasteland. Every Texan lines up at your front door to get a shot at you.

I wish MW3 could be as good as BF3.

Wish granted, but now there are twice as many little kids who complain every second on multiplayer, making the gaming community go insane and cause a great video game crash, bringing the economy down with it. Then, as a last resort, the entire world is destroyed to prevent this from happening again.

I wish for more epic wish corruptions.

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Somehow, you persist into the year 14,000. The galactic empire is falling, and you\'re the president, stuck on Trantor.

I wish that I wouldn\'t keep forgetting to put a wish, and also a wrench to whack myself with.

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Granted: '-seless violence'

... but the the violence becomes sensible, with you being the target.

I wish for the next person to corrupt their own wish.

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Granted, but in a plot twist so complicated that only Doctor Who writers can comprehend, you end up corrupting your own wish.

I wish I could have 0x10c right now.

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Granted, but in a plot twist so complicated that only Doctor Who writers can comprehend, you end up corrupting your own wish.

I wish I could have 0x10c right now.

Granted, you get several hundred trillion problems you now have to deal with, including zombies, conspiracy theorists, rats, broken computer, etc.

I wish I could fall asleep easier.

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Granted, but you can\' wake up again...

I wish I could draw better!

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