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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, you proceed to Pop it, Don't Drop It! but you accidentally throw the internet in a pit of lava.

I wish my FTP wouldn't Timeout on my GMod Server.

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Granted. FTP is now "Feed the Pokémon", wherein you must pay food to transfer files (or get eaten).

I wish for a pit of lava.

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Your wish has been granted, except the lava is comprised of 95% ice.

I wish for a better computer.

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Huh, our post count is over 9000.

Moving on,

Wish granted, Your computer is now so good it hacked a bank, stole all the money from it, used the money to buy a robot, used the robot to supply parts (purchased using the stolen money) to upgrade itself, BLA BLA BLA, take over world.

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You had no wish. And in real life my wish was not corrupted (new pc here)

I wish for a Statrack AWP Asimov.

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granted you shoot yourself with it

i wish all pc disk games would run intantley with no install

(it gets boring just watching a green bar climb

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Granted. All gameplay takes place in an instant, giving you a game over in all games (and slamming into a lot of walls).

I wish for better asteroid shapes.

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Granted there now $69.99 IAP's per asteroid and whenever you launch a rocket to go capture one its an additional $59.99

I wish my ps4 had more games

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Granted. However, you have to pay for all of those games. And you like none of them.

I wish that I receive a useless button.

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Granted. As a side effect, someone throws a pie in your face. It tastes horrible.

I wish that I receive a tasty and healthy cookie.

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Granted. It has less than 40 calories, tastes great, and is only one centimeter in diameter.

I wish to know what it is like to be imperfect without actually experiencing imperfection.

^For some reason my conscious wants me to assure everyone that this really is a joke. Or maybe I just like adding random invisitext.

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ERROR! NULLWISHEXCEPTION DETECTED. REBOOTING REALITY NOW TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO THE SYSTEM.

I wish for the ability to manipulate spacetime however I please.

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Granted. You don't know what you're doing and destroy the universe. The universe itself, not just everything in it. There is no more universe.

I wish for the ability to manipulate chewing gum however I please.

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Granted. Steam is discontinued, and all of your extra credit is lost.

I wish for an isosceles triangle

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Granted. Steam is discontinued, and all of your extra credit is lost.

I wish for an isosceles triangle

sorry mate,

Granted, but i have no idea what that is

I wish oasis would get back together

- - - Updated - - -

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Granted, but about 15 minutes after they get back together, the band falls apart again.

I wish for a base on Enceladus.

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Granted, but Zokesia comes and steals it from you within the month.

I wish for an Empire.

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Granted. It's a virtual empire in some horrible browser game.

I wish that the sun continues being a star for at least another week.

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