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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. It's made by an enormous evil corporation whose corporate leader goes corporately evil and uses your friend (along with other robots) to enslave the planet.

I wish I was that corporate leader.

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Granted,You are the evil corp leader,But suddenly the BBB comes in and shuts you down. due to the evilness

I wish for A Train that can go 100000000000 M/s And has a Shield over me so i cant get caught in space/time.

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Granted, but Nickelback are on the train.

I wish that i had the superpower of quantum telepresence.

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Granted. Now everybody expects you to be everywhere to save them, and you have time for nothing else.

I wish to become invisible for everything ranging from eyes to lasers just by thinking about it.

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You get a live ostrich in your living room. last minute edit, ey?

Granted, but thinking about it causes severe headaches, and bleeding from your nose & ears :0.0:

I wi$h for a million buck$.

Edited by Overfloater

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Granted, inflation ate its value and now you cannot aford even decent food.

I wish for diesel punk.

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Granted. It turns out diesel isn't that great of a fuel, and you get competed to death by modern "gasoline punk" companies.

I wish for 2,000 units.

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As you did not specify what, you will get 2000 units of rotten potatoes.

I wish that planes didn't crash.

Edited by Sampa
my bad, didn't catch my own typo...thanks for the catch Tery215

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Granted. Landing is a type of crashing. Planes now magically hover above the ground whenever they try to land, everyone inside starving to death.

(I wanted 2,000 units, not 200)

I wish for 13 more levels.

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Granted. Landing is a type of crashing. Planes now magically hover above the ground whenever they try to land, everyone inside starving to death.

(I wanted 2,000 units, not 200)

I wish for 13 more levels.

OT: Ok, my mistake...thanks for catching that typo!

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Y U NO MAKE A WISH FOR ME TO CORRUPT!

I wish for people to review this YouTube video of mine, no self advertising BTW.

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Granted. It gets downvoted to oblivion.

I wish my CPU didn't overheat whenever I use it without limiting it's usage. (have to keep it at 70% usage all the time)

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Granted. Your 100% is now everyone else's 70%. Going past it voids the warranty.

I wish for SCIENCE!

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Granted, but now you must spend your life upside down.

I wish for three more wishes!

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Granted, it's your life story. Once, there was an ugly Tery215, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. :D

I wish I had a Magikarp.

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Your Magikarp spontaneously appears into reality, then disintegrates due to sigma/delta decay. Our universe's vacuum energy state cannot support it.

I wish I knew the exact syntax, function, and background for every Bash/Linux command ever.

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