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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but it is implemented in such a terrible way that you wish it out of existence after five seconds of play.

I wish I could light fires with impunity.

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(I assume you mean KSP)

Granted. It's locked down by apple's policy so you can't install any mods whatsoever. Oh, and did I mention the $200 price tag?

I wish for more computing power for myself.

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I wish for more computing power for myself.

Granted. You are interrogated by the government for having alien-like technology, and they steal your computing power! You are left with a Toshiba laptop from 2006.

I wish for a Red Iron Crown.

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Granted. You are given a rusty crown, cut your scalp with it, and die from tetanus.

I wish for Techno Trousers.

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Granted. But you get irritated by the repetitive music pretty fast and later you wish that you've been careful what you wish for.

I wish to be the richest person on Wall Street.

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Granted. Wall Street is evacuated due to an earthquake, but you are the only person left behind.

I wish for a fully operational portal gun.

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Granted. It makes holes in walls, using giant orbs of death-energy.

I wish for death-energy to be a thing.

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Granted. Everytime somebody dies it leads to an explosive release of this death energy that pushes things with a lot of force. This naturally causes chain reactions, one of which has wiped your city in about 10 seconds.

I wish to have perfect cold-blooded logic.

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Granted. The ice staff makes you the ice king,but suddenly it spews ice at you,making you frozen in ice.

I wish that i had infinite french toast.

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Oops,Never mind...

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Granted, but the french toast absorbs the entire universe due to its infinitessimalism.

I wish that I could get a response!

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Granted. You teleport to Disneyworld. However, you're so undetectable that the ride operators never see you in line and you consistently get passed over to enter anything except for "It's a Small World"

I wish this snowstorm would go away soon.

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Granted, but you get hit by 100 super tornadoes instead...

I wish I had something to wish for...

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Granted, you wish for a anvil. One instantly appears over you.

I wish for something that will ruin my life forever. Ha! What are you going to do now?

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Black hole opens briefly below you and sucks only you in...

I wish I had a pet dragon.

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Granted, it's very fond of you but it eats all your belongings and you have to clean up its huge piles of poop twice a day.

I wish all the people were very kind and generous to me.

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Granted. Insteadof giving you things they throw things at you! (Not sure if it this counts:P)

I wish we could harness the full powah of the sun.

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Granted, but the power transforms your body into porridge.

I wish for the Voyager movie (Nassault)

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