Red Iron Crown Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. It breaks and stays broken, making it perfectly predictable.I wish for it to be March. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. Time travel (faster than the norm) is it's own punishment, it's too dang complicated with all it's tenses and interference and... Oh, oops, it's March 100 AD.I wish for a cookie. (I couldn't think of anything better on the spot, okay!?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. The cookie grows legs and runs out the door before you get a chance to eat it.I wish I could make a good wish right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. Jeb comes flying out of your computer screen, incinerating you. That was your wish.I wish for an ASAS module. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, but you forgot to add batteries and you run out of electricity. Like my recent Munar mission.I wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. but the fish comes alive and slaps you with its tail..I wish for i could Make a new sun so we wont die... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, but its a brown dwarf star and is too cold to sustain any life whatsoever!I wish I was an airline pilot already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, you're hijacked first day on the job.I wish for the voices to leave me alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. the voices leave your alone,but now they are annoying your neighbor.. after that itll keep on going.. I wish for everyone in the world to start dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. Millions of people die from crashing vehicles.I wish for 2 moneys now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KandoKris Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted $2 printed by treasury just for you but the act of making it causes inflation to jump and suddenly that $2 cheese burger cost $3 meaing you still dont have enough to buy anything.I wish to make "first contact" with inteligant alien life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You're the first person to make contact with intelligent life, but you somehow annoy them and they come and vaporize you.I wish I wasn't so darn tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newt Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You man now Rest in Peace....I wish my flashdrive could hold 23gbytes more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but the 23 gigabytes are all taken up by stolen software. stolen software, that is, that the police have tracked to this very location.I wish my computer would download files faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 granted. you have no way to stop a thing that causes north kerbian missiles to home in on it.I wish that England could send the royal navy/marines to space 1 yearbefore anyone else and not die after 1 year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 granted. they die one picosecond after midnight on december 31st i wish for an anvil-shaped balloon made of plastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but to make such a masterpiece they had to get the color just right, so they decided to take a real anvil, hollow it and put the plastic balloon inside. then, they shipped it to your house via air-dropping. I think you know what happens next.I wish, that while downloading files, my internet would not slow down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. your internet goes faster. but the files go slower. I wish to go to a bank invisible,and steal the gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You hit your head on the safe door, and left on the floor to rot for the rest of the time you're invisible. The gold wheelbarrow (or something like that, I'm not a bank professional) ran over you, because you wished for that too.I wish for kitties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted:They were shipped straight to your living room!I wish to go to a bank invisible while wearing an invisible helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You get a loan you can't afford to pay back, and your credit rating goes down. (you didn't mention the robbing part)I wish for some cooked I's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiCD Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, but the I's are really eyes, and they are your own. You are now blind.I wish I wish for some cheesecake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Here you go, it's a rotten cheesecake made with the worst curdled milk.I wish for nothing bad to happen to Jebediah Kerman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but the space-time continuum fails and leaves Jeb alone on Kerbin.For happiness, I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, it is, but speak like Yoda you must for the rest of your life.I wish for the day to be over already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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