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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted. However, because their fate was thwarted, they become serial killers, and one of them ends up murdering your parents before you were born, causing you to cease to exist.

I wish my computer could play KSP at a steady 60 frames per second.

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Granted. The game goes fine, but the computer heats up incredibly, so it is impractical to have it run for more than a minute or so.

I wish that my boots were dry (we did get the snow, maybe not quite 30cm over the last few days, but it is still falling, hence the wet boots).

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Granted. You can sleep, but it in a sleep study. The attendants wake you up and random hours of the night, and your sleep is ultimately less fruitful.

I wish for unlimited and magical power all to myself, that I can do anything I please (Muah ha ha!).

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Granted. However, because you didn't wish for knowledge of how to actually use your power, the first time you attempt to do something you destroy yourself and everything in a five mile radius.

I wish I had a transporter.

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