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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


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Granted, you go about your day paranoid about the terrible event you know is going to happen. When you lie in bed you remain paranoid because the terrible thing still hasn't happened. Over time you begin to lose friends, your job, and all connections outside of your house. The terrible event did happen. You became paranoid.

I wish I was psychologically stable.

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Granted. Your mind will never change its state, preventing you from thinking and ultimately even breathing, because your mind only commands to inhale, not to exhale.

I wish that Civilization V went on 90% sale on steam this weekend.

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Granted. They all end up dying in a plane crash six months after he decides not to quit the band because he caused them to miss their scheduled flight.

I wish I knew an exploitable loophole that would allow uncorrupted wishes.

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