vexx32

Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, you do indeed get more fishes.

I wish the Buran spaceplane was still in service.

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Granted, but there are only two kermans, the rest are replaced with namreks, all of whom are wimps.

I wish for more fishes.

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Granted, but the Twilight in my new avatar eats \'em up.

I wish for a chicken pot pie.

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Granted, it is a pot with \'chicken\' written on it.

Also, awesome avatar!

I wish I had a working portal to equestria.

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Granted, but the portal malfunctions during your teleportation and half of you ends up in equestria and half of you somewhere else.

Not a pleasant fate...

I wish for Star Trek to be real.

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OK, star wars is real now ;D

I wish to be intelligent enough to get a equatorial circular orbit.

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OK, star wars is real now ;D

I wish to be intelligent enough to get a equatorial circular orbit.

You didn\'t grant it at all, so this is invalid.

Oh, and just so I am evil & all

You do, but you are now in a space shuttle going straight to the sun because some idiots thought that you could make the sun live longer (and prosper!)

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You wished to take over the shuttle and I\'m not gonna corrupt this one :D

I wish that nobody posts a reply in this thread...

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You wished to take over the shuttle and I\'m not gonna corrupt this one :D

I wish that nobody posts a reply in this thread...

Granted, that is if by thread you meant world and by posting you mean talking.

The world is silent.

I wish for Star Trek to be real (and that Kreuzung isn\'t the one granting it)

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Granted, you\'ve thrown the galaxy into a massive conflict, with casualties rising greater than any Earth war. Earth is one of the losses, glassed over by the Klingon Fleet.

I wish Stelar would like Star Wars more than Star Trek. (Or even Doctor Who! :D)

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Granted, but then he somehow invents a lightsaber, and cuts you in half.

I wish the next person would make a wish.

Mwahahahaha.

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Granted, but that wish is against you.

I wish that Vexx was Jeb Kerman, and subsequently was on every flight of the KSP.

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Granted, but Vexx also becomes immortal. Not sure if you were referring to me, but meh.

I wish that I wasn\'t immortal.

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Granted, but you respawn upon death

I wish this smartphone being a computer that runs KSP

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Granted, but the smartphone company will come back in and make sure computer software becomes impossible to run on smartphones, ruining the opportunity for everyone.

I wish for a true God Game, where you can go to the very highest or very lowest levels and observe your people, mess with them, and do other things.

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Granted, but the game inserts a virus into your computer, deactivating its fans, overheating the computer.

I wish for the ability to scare Jeb at will.

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Granted, but you don\'t die quickly.

I wish for Passover to only be one day so I can eat whatever I want.

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Granted, but then there\'d be another festival which makes you have to only eat Broccoli.

I wish for an infinite amount of Cheese to eat.

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Granted, but its a mutant form of Vieux Bologne, making it have too strong of an odor to enjoy.

I wish I was in possession of the most powerful computer on the planet.

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Granted, it becomes sentient and kills you, it is then gunned down by US forces.

I wish i had a brown bess musket.

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Granted, but it will travel 200 years into the past and be used by the landlord\'s daughter to commit suicide in an attempt to keep her love out of danger, yet he too shall die. (Alfred Noyes\' Highwayman.)

I wish there was anyway to repay the grand gift the above poster has given me.

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Granted, but then you wouldn\'t be able to pay for food. Or clothes.

I wish that no-one notices my little subject change.

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