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Granted. It drains all the resources and atmosphere left here on Earth to terraform one planet. And you cannot move humanity in the process - they would all die.

I wish for a personal orchestra to follow me around during the day and make my life epic.

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Granted, but the ochestra is full of axe murders.

I wish today wasn't my English exam.

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Granted, it was yesterday and you missed it.

I wish for my fridge to be always full.

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You get a duck instead of nothing.

i wish I wasn't broke

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granted. you have so much money that you bank account runs out of bits and you're back where you started.

i wish that it's 12:40. (it's 12:28 right now)

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granted. it is ALWAYS 12:40 and you have a perpetual feeling of hunger due to it being lunchtime

i wish for a sanvich

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Granted you get nothing

i wish I was Jeb and I could re spawn as he does

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Granted. You also get stuck in Jool orbit for 20 years, slowly driven mad by the egg of the Kraken.

I wish for version 0.50.

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Granted, hard drive it's stored on spontaneously combusts.

I wish for a government-paid Skylon.

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Granted. You are not selected on the mission.

I wish for a 3d printer that can print living kerbonauts.

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Granted. They are like the teleporters from Doom, were the souls of demons go into the body of the Kerbonauts, both giving them life but making them possesed and dangerous.

I wish for a 3d printer that can print everything on Shapeways for free! (I'm broke ;.;)

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Granted. When it's 4D masters get word of it's whereabouts, you are attacked.

I wish for a .5 liter canister of bossness. Don's ask me what for, and don't worry about my safety. I've got enough to counteract and harmful effects.

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You get it but jacksepticeye steals it back

i wish for Google to work

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Granted, Google is a person who works in an office, but who's also a freelance hacker who hacked Google.com.

I wish to score a hit on the WOW counter.

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Granted mi6 thinks your a major league hacker and takes you out

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Granted the world is now communist

i wish wish for a 🙈

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Why does it not show up I downloaded it my computer :(

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Granted, you receive 6 ?s and exchange six fingers for it so the ?s can replace the lost fingers.

I wish Kolechia no longer come to border.

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Granted. You lose your job after letting in an immigrant from Cobrastan.

I wish for a pair of glasses.

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Granted. It breaks.

I wish for a Swiss Army Knife.

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