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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. Here's one of mine - it's almost all used up though :D

I wish to understand whale.

Granted. You have a book on Whales, but it's filled with nothing but arguments about planes and conveyor belts.

I wish Blender and Unity didn't cook my brain cells.

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Granted. Your brain cells are instead blended and united.

I wish for a terrain baker.

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Granted,

INTRODUCING THE NEW TERRAIN BAKER 5000.

IT BAKES YOUR CAKE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

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Granted, But a alien race comes by and screw stuff up. Kerbal style.

I wish for a grumpy cat book

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granted it gets old relly fast

i wish for an happy face

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Granted. But it looks just like your grandmother who died a few years ago. Every time you look at it you have thoughts of suicide. Eventually you give in.

I want a less-morbid mind.

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Granted, but now you can't wish for anything.

I wish I could math.

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Granted but now your morbid

i wish for a pet portal turret with no bullets

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Gratned - it buys bullets and kills you with them for not letting it have bullets.

I wish i wasn't subscribed to this thread.

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Granted-you subscribed to a mechjeb flamewar thread

I wish today wasn't my science exam.

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Granted. You instead have an exam in every class EXCEPT science. And they will count as your entire grade this year, nothing else matters. I wish that NASA would release a paper on the EMDrive so that people would stop fussing about it.

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Granted. The awesomeness of it explodes your mind. And everyone who sees it. It is now responsible for genocide of all of humanity. Good job.

I wish for another cat.

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You get a cat, But its in a box and you shake it and its either dead or alive.

I wish for a space station

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Granted there's a leak somewhere on it and you have 🙊 seconds till it explodes :)

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ERROR. GRANTING PROCESSOR = NaN. INSERT BOOT DISC...

DISC NOT FOUND. WISHING CANNOT BE FULFILLED. C:/ run creativity application.

I wish my voice didn't get so loud when that happens.

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granted it gets so mono tone that nobody can listen to you without falling asleep in 0.000000000000000000001 seconds

i wish for a pet carbon atom

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Granted, but now you only have roughly eight hours a day with which to not be asleep.

I wish for less rehearsals...

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Granted, you now have less frequent rehearsals, but each one lasts 48 hours.

I wish it wasn't so cold in this classroom. (oh boy i see where this one is going)

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Granted but now the class room is just the perfect tempututre for you to fall asleep (did you see that coming?)

i wish for 200Â¥

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