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Granted. It takes all of your appartment's water supply to cool it, so prepare for a giant bill. Also, your neighbors may have notified the authorities about your new power supply. Dunno where you live, but having your own unregistered nuclear reactor might just be a tad illegal :)

I wish for some really good coffee.

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Granted. You are suddenly ON the ISS. One of the solar arrays, to be precise. Hope you're wearing an EVA suit right now, because if not... That's gonna suck. :)

I hope for all the holes in the streets to be instantly patched up with new tarmac.

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Granted, all holes filled. Upon closer inspection, you find the holes remain, just the remaining roadbase has been unnaturally eroded to match. loose gravel abounds, slowing traffic to a maximum speed of .2 MPH; local government decides on 10-year plan to examine the situation.

I wish for a 110-inch computer monitor, in what will become 32k resolution

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Granted.

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SYSTEM OVERLOAD. ENGAGE AUTO-SHUTDOWN PROTOCOLS.

C:/ run all-stop.exe

C:/ run clearbank.ptc

CTRL+ALT+DEL

I wish for another creativity protocol.

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