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Granted, however, it is very difficult to fly, with a 50% chance of crashing into the ground every time.

I wish for nuclear weapons with guns on them.

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Granted. The guns go off aimed at the bombs and causes half of the world to die.

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Granted, but sum cheese doesn't exist (yeah, I'm that guy)

I wish for me to be a mod here.

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Granted, Some Cheese is sour and you never eat cheese again.

I wish for a girlfriend.

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Granted. The wish is for it, a horrifyingly generic monster that has a job in information technology.

I wish for real-life collision mechanics to be terrible, like in video games.

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granted, but then, he kills you

I wish when i punched the ground, a meteor impact shockwave was created

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Granted. Physics dictates that that would kill you.

I wish I could preserve my stone of Hematite forever. It's my favorite rock.

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Granted, but but you soon grow bored of it!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

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Granted, but it only is up for 10 second at any given time.

I wish I could fly a plane without crashing

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granted, but then you cant play without the game crashing

I wish i had ksp next version

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Granted. You are now the only organism left in the universe multiverse now, and thus can not be ninja'd. The universe then ends.

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Simulation-Universe-G31jDVdr!34~l/<j@&7nj has crashed. Error code 3389002837 Not enough RAM.

Initiate reboot. Load from previous save point

25% Loaded

68.67% Loaded

99.999999%

error 404: checkpoint is corrupted. Initiate backup #2638200912439309382738632456910002018761200000712304725453686556_AfJGEhhhfE-2123

Error: File does not exist.

loading secondary save file from C:\Program Files (x264)\UniverseSim CXVIII\saves\2638200912439309382738632456910002018761200000712304725453686555_AfJGEhhhfE-2123.sfs

Error: File does not exist.

FSM: "Aw, Noooo... I played on that file for 1.3823*10^10 years! So muc time wasted! Ugh... Stupid piece of FECES! Oh, hey! It was just the wrong file! Whew. That was a close one."

Loading:

12.45%

22.36%

56.39%

80.76%

99.99%

99.999%

99.9999%

99.99999%

99.999999%

99.9999999%

99.99999999%

99.999999999%

"Oh, COME ON!"

100%

E^2=(mc^2)^2+(pc)^2

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Planck Length Defined.

Light speed defined

Particle positions defined.

Particle Superstate loaded.

Particle Velocities Defined.

Entropy seed: 9902921890128409911201032857616456471608655160045671506165454747034474112220033234677553131100288314 Loaded

Physics enabled.

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Huh, Did anyone else feel that? It felt like some kind of brief jolt of electricity. Weird...

I wish that I had a Shiba Inu (dog) that can speak English with the same current lifespan and mental capacity and growth as the average human me.

Edited by NeatCrown

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Granted. Some eco-nut activist shoots him for being a *cough* crime against the *cough* nature *cough*

I wish for a fork bomb to appear in the real world.

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Wow. +1, NeatCrown!

Uh, a fork bomb... isn't that exactly what bacteria are doing already?

Granted. The universe's admin was very clever and installed a watchdog. Max number of spawned processes reached for your account. You account will be suspended. You are hereby expelled from the universe.

I wish I knew how to cook up the perfect sushi rice.

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Granted. The Monster Sushi Company sues you because you just discovered their MonsterRice formula.

I wish I knew how to fix my old PDA.

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