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granted, its so fast that it crashes on the end of the runway before taking off

I wish i could change the laws of physics

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Granted, you end the universe by accident.

I wish I was an astronaut.

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granted, you are one of the astronaut on STS-107.

I wish I could have slept in till noon today

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Granted. You didn't really want to know, though.

I wish to be a successful Ghostbuster.

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granted, but ghosts doent exist

i wish i could run at the speed of light without burning

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Granted. You never said anything about relativity. You gain infinite mass and collapse the universe. (Like many others)

Alternatively:Granted, but you no longer have legs

I wish everything was MLG (not baseball; you know what I mean)

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If I knew what that was, I would grant it!

I wish Xannari would initiate a Private chat every once in a while!

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The chat ends up being so private that the NSA gets suspicious a-

I wish I could have a rock ptarmigan.

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Nope you get a canvas , at the exact time you start to think at this canvas you start to learn to read properly and are affraid of the path remaining above you.

i wish it could be impossible that i sometime like to drink vinegar like other drink water or else also that i eat various spice like if it's candy.

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sto mach 2 may be 3 not sure ....

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Granted. It is impossible for you to drink vinegar as if it were water and eat spice as if it were candy... unfortunately most candy is actually various spices which means you've also killed off our most successful industry.

I wish WinkAllKerb' would stop pretending to be ignorant.

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granted know everyone is ignorant so we can all pretend to ignoring @ each other together ; )

I wish Fel not to be Fel ; )

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I wish I had more confidence to speak to girls face to face!

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Would you please remove your hand from the box it's bad you know that ? xDr & enough

I wish for ganima to replace leto in the storyboard ; )

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Granted. Ganima does a bad job of being Leto in "The Storyboard".

I wish for someone to

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Granted. I'm not sure understanding me is the same.

I wish I had a black belt in Aikido, as well as the skills for it. I got as far as a blue belt laced with black before I had to drop out from a severe arm fracture.

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Granted. Vladimir Putin challenges you to judo.

I wish to hover above the ground like a vtol.

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Granted. However, you can't land, and when you tilt you go flying very fast in that direction.

I wish I could invent cure for stupid.

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Granted, but your exposure to the chemicals in the cure made you too stupid to understand what you had made.

I wish for a jelly doughnut.

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Granted, but it's made of living jellyfish cells that poison you.

I wish for a gravity transformer - more current on one side, less voltage.

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Granted. It fails when you see it and you get blamed for it.

I wish I lived in Florida.

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Granted, however, the extra weight of your house causes Florida to sink.

I wish for the world to be the space between the mattress and the blanket.

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Granted, you crush it!

I wish I didn't have to have my house showcased today!

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