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Granted, it fails before take-off.

I wish I wasn't inside all day (I have nothing to do outside)

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Granted. You now have a literal cannon that fires laser pointers.

I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS!

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Granted, you can only hear through layers of music and cannot hear anything/anyone else!

I wish...I wish I was good at making jokes.

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Granted. It sharpens everything left out that is pencil shaped in the vicinity, including your fingers.

I wish for a cow.

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Granted. KSP updates so often, that it overloads servers, and corrupts all the data in them. Somehow, the updates spread to every server on the planet like a virus. The internet is no more.

I wish for mathematical induction in everything! (This was already bound to go wrong)

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Mathematical induction is in everything, including the Universe. The Universe is now nothing but mathematical induction.

I wish that I was a superhero!

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Granted. You are now Aquaman. Your next Comic/Movie settings will be a cross-over with Frank Herbert's Dune.

I wish that I was a supervillain!

Welcome to the forums.

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Granted, however you are out of supermoney and have to work at the supermuseum at superminimum-wage. All of your superwages are spent on a superapartment and superfood, so you cannot ever afford to fire your death ray.

I wish for a weapon that only results in good consequences when used.

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Granted. It's in a regular vacuum and the cow is stuck.

I wish for weather that doesn't boil alive everything outside (it's sooooo hot out).

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Granted, however your Vespa is a lemon

I wish people would stop saying "Granted"

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Granted, granted granted granted granted granted.

I wish for infinite intelligence. I know everything there is to know, but I can't predict the future or anything like that, so I'm still surprised.

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Your brain dies off due to boredom as you have no real point in doing anything anymore.

I wish for ptarmigan tar.

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Granted. It's stuck on your hand.

I wish for people to read my sig.

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Granted. It's so boring people lose interest half way in.

I wish I had my own rocket of my choice.

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Granted. You're red-green colorblind and your rocket's first stage blew up.

I wish for a hybrid eSATA-USB3 drive.

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Granted. It launches out of the atmosphere after going right through your computer.

I wish for the future to exist in 4 dimensions.

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