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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. IN Eucledian 4-space, you lose motor skills because you can't traverse W (the 4th axis after X, Y, and Z). In Spacetime, the universe keeps oscillating upon itself because you are traversing time.

I wish to bring back the 80's stars.

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Granted, they're zombies.

I wish for my own Queen band, they sing for me and they are alive like they were in the 70's and 80's

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granted they told you this "in this alphabetical time stamp it kinda mean that w is cerberus the 3 head dog guardian that protect the genome before x and y end in z before the next alpha cycle" knowing that make you instantly a dead immortals someday with unstoppable headache.

i wish for something else wich is exactly the same anyway as there no turning back in this process.

Edited by WinkAllKerb''

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Granted, you get shaved off a head and never heard of again.

I wish I knew how to play basketball.

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Granted. You now can play basketball on a slide whistle. (Honestly, I just googled "basketball song". It feels like there's a song for practically every word/phrase...)

I wish that there would actually be different songs for every phrase.

Edited by NeatCrown

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Granted. The human race has so much information that it requires more electricity. A solar flare causes the earth to explode too.

I wish for raisins to stop existing, but still keep dried cranberries.

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Granted. Grape wines do not exist, so the fancy drink is prune juice, which is not tasty.

I wish to meet Impact Blue.

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Granted. They impact you out of the blue.

I wish for better feathers.

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Granted, they gets sliced off in a kitchen accident.

I wish for sour patch kids.

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Granted, you erase the universe.

I wish for an Endurance!

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Granted, however you fall into a black hole. The ship keeps you alive the whole time, letting you suffer from spaghettification.

I wish for a lag car.

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Granted. A fleet of italian men in vespas trample your laggy car.

I wish for english to have french grammar.

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Granted, but now we talk must this like.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

Edited by LABHOUSE

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Granted, that fish skeleton now constantly sings the "Doom doo-doom song".

I wishfully wish my wishes stopped become corrupted. Also a baked potato.

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Granted, it's opposite day.

I wish for french fries.

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Granted. The baked potato becomes grilled potato..

I wish to live with the next genie forever.

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Granted, I turn psycho.

I wish for a roomate my age.

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Granted. He's a pervert that's ferromagnetically attracted to you as in "the magnets you stick on your fridge" ferromagnets.

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