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Granted but the ███ and the ██████ combine and turn into a ███████████ that goes onto ████████ the █████████████████.

I wish that I switched my font back to the standard font.

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Granted. the standard font is COMIC SANS :DDDDDD

i wish to turn this into Times New Roman.

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Granted, but there are no more lowercased letters in Times New Roman (Which is basically Trajan). Everyone then smashes their screens.

♫ I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! ♫(It's a little bit too early, isn't it?)

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Granted. The Santa Claus they choose this year are really skinny men.

I wish for a nosecone.

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Granted, it misses and hits an orphanage.

I wish for me to run a country for my life.

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Granted. You will be Queen for a day in a country of your choice, assassination attempts start immediately after your coronation. You will lead the country for 24h... the rest of your life. What will your verdicts be? What is your rule's legacy? What entry do you carve into the history books for you?

I wish for all mosquitoes to spontaneously combust.

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Granted, pollination is not as good as it used to be, and famine occurs.

I wish for bees to stop having colony problems.

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Granted, bees are fine. all the plants spontaneously combust, turning the atmosphere into an unbreathable mixture of poisonous gases causing mass extinctions

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-error- system reboot, no wish detected-

I wish i had the ability to scream so loud that the earth would crack

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Granted. It sounds nothing like Merkmusic (I got the reference)

I wish for cheese stuffed crust pizza.

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Granted. The Russian judge gives you 3.2.

I wish it was last summer and I was swimming in a stream with piranha again.

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Granted, however, there are infinite piranhas. You try to escape, but they're hiding in your closet and under your bed too.

I wish for a happy war.

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Granted, but you have to clean up all the food from the cafeteria when it's over.

I wish that glasses were always half-full.

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Granted, however all glass particles are now half-full, thus making glass completely opaque.

I wish for a brick made out of the suits that kerbals wear.

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Granted. But you already gave it away to Tery215.

I wish for more coffee... or better: more sleep.

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Granted... But all the caffeine leads to a light and generally restless sleep from which you wake up still tired.

I wish I could have a little house on some land with a stream.

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Granted. The land is hell, the stream is lava, and the little house is so little you can barely fit your feet into there.

I wish i had the ability to inhabit other people's bodies.

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B.b...but you _had_! A while ago. For a full 9 months!

Granted. You are an embryo again.

I wish I for a bottle of rum.

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Sounds like you already had some. Okay, granted, but its that terrible Kraken stuff.

I wish I didn't have to sit at work for another two hours

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