EdusacconBR Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 granted, but its broken and on fireI wish the kid beside me stopped annoying me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but he killed you insteadI wish for a good computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted. You can't buy it because its...ONE MILLION DOLLARSI wish to be DR. Evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but its only a cosplay that costs 500 bucks.I wish for a mundane penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted. CGP Grey and John Green now hate you.I wish we could download information directly to our minds instead of having to learn it at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but it also contains viruses. GG your brain is dead.I wish i had more charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 granted, you re also the ugliest human on the worldI wish i didnt forgot my battery charger on guaruja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 DARNIT NINJAS!Granted. I forget your wish before I grant it.I wish pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, its made of maggotsI wish i could teleport to anywhere on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but you can only do it when completely naked and you have no way to pick where you reappear.I wish I could type faster / touch-type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 granted. you break your keyboard.i wish for a wrench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 granted, but its brokeni wish maggots were bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but they eat you.I wish for a picard facepalm gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 granted, but its corrupted and illegali wish 1.1 added a ROUND 0.625m probe core instead of the blocky thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted. Good luck using a sphere with no nodes and no radial.I wish AMD's ZEN would come out today and be super fast and inexpensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted but AMD goes out business and you don't get one.I wish I was bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted. Everywhere is covered in thick hair except for your head.I wish to record the launch of the rocket that sends satellites to Europa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 granted, but since it explodes, everyone says its your faulti wish ace combat fictional planes were real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, sir. The Ace Combat planes are vulnerable to basic flint arrows and they get shot out of the sky by English longbow archers from back then, and rednecks with their hunting rifles. The air forces decommission the planes really quickly and they become scrap that everyone forgets, and the scrap turns into redneck houses.So, Mr. Genie, I wish to separate the anime girl pics from my KSP GameData folder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 granted, but then you delete bothi wish i had a BAE railgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, but ammo and power geneatror is sold separately.I wish I had _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 granted, but it wrinkled into ~~~~~~~~~~~~~I wish I could SHOUT ALL THE TIME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Provisional Name 41 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, But everyone thinks your obnoxious, You lose your job and your friends.I wish I could build a Driller probe to Europa so I can see those damn Europan squids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, but it runs out of eletric chargeI wish i had Infinite dV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRag Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, but you require an infinite fuel tank.I need a cool. clean, refreshing, tall, 18oz, non-toxic, non-poisoned, no bugs, glass of kool-aid that is still produced and is very tasteful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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