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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. No way to corrupt this, it's already awful.

I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, can win cases, and get me money back while making me look good.

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Granted, he is capable of doing all those things. That doesn't mean he WOULD though. It will be almost impossible for you to persuade him.

I wish for some dung.

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Granted. It's dung.

I wish for a power surge in the server if the unwanted 3rd party mod hosting site.

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Granted, but the 3rd party site has a virus and it spreads to the server, destroying your computer forever.

I wish for a hypercomputer.

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granted, but you can never get it to stay in one place, let alone get it to do what you want it to.

I wish I was the boss of my boss instead of the other way around

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Granted, everyone quits, and you go bankrupt.

I wish for snacks.

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Granted, everyone quits, and you go bankrupt.

I wish for snacks.

Granted. They are chocolate covered grasshoppers.

I wish for Jeb.

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Granted, you are now homeless as Jeb just got a new VAB.

I wish to be able to change anything (I can change the corruptness/bad part to not exist).

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Granted. You destroy the universe.

I wish an egg flew around my room.

Granted. It hit you in the face and you got salmonella.

I wish we had FTL

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Granted, all the wishes are bad and will make you die painfully

i wish i had a button to explode the universe

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Since most of the universe is completely empty, the explosion would only be noticeable as a slight increase in the expansion of universe.

I wish I had a 1280x1280 avatar.

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Granted. But everyone else has a 1281x1281 avatar.

I wish for a permanent, real, licensed, non-injured, reusable, living, human, cheap lawyer, who is good at law, will win cases when I ask him to, and get me money back while making me look good.

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Granted. A billion (gee I hope that many don't exist) copies of all FNAF games fall on your house.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

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Granted, you become a homeless bum.

I wish I could use the wishception I asked for earlier, against Dman, so he will stop asking for lawyers

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Granted, you become a homeless bum.

I wish I could use the wishception I asked for earlier, against Dman, so he will stop asking for lawyers

Granted. Dman has a million lawers and will sue you for life.

I wish the devs would add clouds.

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Granted, they add a feature where clouds will appear in front of your screen so you can't see anything.

I wish America wasn't planning an invasion of Syria/Iran.

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Granted, they add a feature where clouds will appear in front of your screen so you can't see anything.

I wish America wasn't planning an invasion of Syria/Iran.

Granted. Australia got tsar nuked.

I wish to live.

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Yeah, but you get a critical illness, and seeing as you wish to live, you can't die.

I wish mythological creatures existed.

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