Jump to content

Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!


Recommended Posts

Granted, your space engineers barely crash at all anymore, but it's mostly because they can't get their rockets to work. Can't crash if you never leave the launch pad.

I wish I had something funnier to say.

Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, Andem said:

Granted, but it can only point at the sun.

Good thing I made a solar filter today!

3 hours ago, Andem said:

I wish I could be an astronaut.

Granted. You qualify to become an astronaut, but someone else gets the job. 

I wish I lived in the universe where all the world's governments teamed up to build a giant moon colony with a sports complex (including tape measure extending and flying.)

Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, the moon colony with sports complex is built and completed. Shortly after receiving its first delivery of colonists, a meteor destroys everything.

I wish I the knew everything.

Link to post
Share on other sites
13 hours ago, Dman979 said:

That includes grammar. Ashamed by your mistake above, you kill yourself.

I wish I had a lawyer who specializes in a field relevant to my needs.

I wish autocorrect wouldn't screw with my grammar.

31 minutes ago, DolphinDude3 said:

Granted, but funds becoming unlimited makes them have zero value, causing the economy to collapse, quickly bringing civilization down with it.

 

I wish my dogs would stop waking me up in the morning.

Granted, but now they just pee on you while you still sleep without waking you up. In fact, you never wake up. Ever. And the dogs never stop peeing.

 

I wish I had free trip to the lunar surface and back.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, but he's blind and mute, but still manages to point out that I did grant the wish within a reasonable amount of time, and that the best legal advice he can give you is that you should kill yourself for jumping the gun a bit. 

 

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, max_creative said:

Granted, but a couple million years after the sun explodes. 

I wish that Dres is the most visited and loved planet. FOR DRES!!!

The Sun won't explode, it's too small, it'll just turn into a Red Giant and then a White Dwarf, destroying the Inner Solar System in the process.

 

Granted, but people who love the other planets successfully kick Dres out of the Kerbol System.

 

I wish that @max_creative went on less posting sprees.

Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, max_creative said:

Granted, but I'm in the middle of one now. 

I wish people (cough cough dolphin cough dude cough cough) would stop being mean to Dres.

Granted. Everyone throws a bunch of Dresteroids at Dres, destroying it. Therefore, no one can ever be mean to Dres again. 

I wish I could run an unlimited number of KSP mods.

Edited by Dres
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...