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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but then you wouldn\'t be able to pay for food. Or clothes.

I wish that no-one notices my little subject change.

Granted, but then they don\'t notice you either

I wish that I was famous

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Granted, but then they don\'t notice you either

I wish that I was famous

Granted, but your famous for all the wrong resons, and hung for it.

I wish that I was made out of rubber. (dont ask me why)

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Granted, but later when you are skiing, your friend playfully pushes you, landing you on the cold, hard ice where you shatter, and subsequently die.

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Granted. You divide your brain by zero and become a void.

I wish people would remember to make a wish.

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Granted, but you must visit a city everyday in order to live, and it just so happens that the city is populated entirely by knights.

I wish ice cream could never melt.

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You got 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 HTTP cookies, what cause a internet blackout over the world.

I wish that I get a free space trip.

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Granted, but everyone else teams up against you and you die a very slow and tortuous death.

I wish the next person would turn into a fish.

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You got 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 HTTP cookies, what cause a internet blackout over the world.

I wish that I get a free space trip.

Granted. You are thrown out of the ISS without a space suit. Enjoy.

I wish the next person would be boiled alive.

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Granted, but Im made of rubber so it dosent affect me.

I wish the next person was hit by a train whilst typing.

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I like trains ;D... you too! :o

I whish my whish to not be corrupted

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granted, but health and safety stop me at the last second.

i wish for series 3 of mlp right now

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Granted, but it sucks.

Worse than G3.5.

I wish for a completed, non-buggy copy of KSP.

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They just stop developing at this point and simply patch everything.

I wish I did more revision.

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Granted, but then this person would be interested;

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I\'m sure you don\'t want to mingle with her...

I wish that the Great Fairies from TLoZ games weren\'t so... Creepy.

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Granted, now there are no Great Fairies in Hyrule, but you still need their blessings to continue.

I wish you would stop talking about the Great Fairies.

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Granted, but it\'s only attack is to bless me with a bigger wallet (already filled to the brim with rupees).

I wish I could FALCON PUNCH Nooblet.

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Granted, but Falcon accidentally hits a Smash ball and this happens;

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I wish that F-Zero got confirmed for the Wii U.

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Granted, but it is an 8-bit game. Enjoy pixelated uselessness!

I wish Nooblet would stop eating Kerbin.

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Granted, but he eats Earth instead.

I wish gold would magically appear every day in my backyard for me to sell.

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