cantab Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted, as a $14.99 DLC, and KSP 1.2 makes other planet mods impossible. I wish it was 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted. All human beings are five years old except you. I wish for @Kottabos to do a 1.1.x career play through on his channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 46 minutes ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said: Granted. All human beings are five years old except you. That has to be about the worst granted wish, ever. You have 3 years until they are 8 and the world becomes lord of the flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Granted but It will be their last playthrough on their channel. I wish for a non-corruptable wish Edited July 1, 2016 by SAS123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Granted, but that was your only wish and wishing for more wishes is forbidden by §7.892 of the magic stuff law. I wish for a good gaming computer to appear on my balcony. Edited July 1, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Granted, but it has been soaked in salt water, rendering it inoperable. I wish for my rocket to explode. Edited July 1, 2016 by rlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted, and as a result, the entire kerbonaut corps revolts and goes on strike, permanently shutting down the entire space program forever. You may now never play KSP again. I wish Danny2462 would release a new video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vysionone Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted, but it is an update video on how he is on a business trip and will not be uploading for 6 more months. I wish Dres was more interesting and had an easter egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted. Danny2462 will release a new video! Though you'll have to wait for it... I wish the summer we have right now would feel less like autumn and more like a real summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 49 minutes ago, Vysionone said: I wish Dres was more interesting and had an easter egg. Granted, but the Easter egg is that if you land on it, it instantly becomes a giant Magic Boulder and kills you. 51 minutes ago, T-Bouw said: I wish the summer we have right now would feel less like autumn and more like a real summer. Also granted. Congrats! You are now roasting to death, and your airconditioner dies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I wish for the next person's wish to be perverted horribly by the person following him/her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mycroft said: I wish for the next person's wish to be perverted horribly by the person following him/her. Granted, the next wish granted will be to a horribly ole perversion and he/she will follow the above wishing person. I wish for nice cool weather that does not included horrific rain storms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted. You are on the north pole. I wish for something to eat the Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Granted, you are in an arctic desert. Granted, you have to eat it. I wish for a Boeing 747 so that I can fly to Russia and ask them about my orders for two helicopters. Edited July 1, 2016 by Dobelong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Dobelong said: Granted, you are in an arctic desert. Granted, you have to eat it. I wish for a Boeing 747 so that I can fly to Russia and ask them about my orders for two helicopters. (yum, calamari) Your plane gets in a storm over the Atlantic and crashes. I wish that there are other star systems than Kerbol in the game. Edited July 1, 2016 by rlin forgot wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted, (blub glub) but time warp can only take you so far.. (blub blub) maybe if I wish for a humongous yacht, I can escape rlin jones' locker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 You can't get into the surface in time, so you drown. I want explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobelong Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) I come back as a ghost and curse you so that you are the explosion. I wish someone would come in an su-25 and take me to Russia directly. Edited July 1, 2016 by Dobelong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Dobelong said: I come back as a ghost and curse you so that you are the explosion. I wish someone would come in an su-25 and take me to Russia directly. But the Russion see you as a ukranian invader and shoot you down. I wish i knew what all the drownin inuindo was aboiut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) I sabotage the engine so you crash. I wish that the player below me explodes. (ninja'd) Edited July 1, 2016 by rlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I explode with laughter because your wish is so silly. I wish that people would learn to refresh their page before posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Granted, but they only learned it in Number War. I want a rocket that can do the Jool 5 challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Granted. The ship includes the spaceplane from hell that would challenge even a real fighter pilot to get it back into Laythe orbit, a Tylo lander that will touch down with a TWR below 1.1, solid-fuel only landers (and no Sepratrons!) for the other moons, and so little delta-V that it demands NASA-level mastery of gravity assists to complete the mission. But it can do the Jool 5. I wish for really good wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) Granted. Due to a bug, for some reason all the command modules on all your ships with wheels explode. Maybe the Kraken? I want the rockets of the below user's to explode. Edited July 2, 2016 by rlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Granted, a rocket of mine bringing "rlin Kerman" to the Kerbin International Orbital Station (KIOS) explodes during liftoff. I wish Dolphins would develop technology and civilization and replace Humans as the dominant species on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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